EdusacconBR Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 granted, its so fast that it crashes on the end of the runway before taking offI wish i could change the laws of physics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, you end the universe by accident.I wish I was an astronaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 granted, you are one of the astronaut on STS-107.I wish I could have slept in till noon today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted. You get 3 messages. One from me, one from work, and one from the mailman.I wish I knew what that meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted. You didn't really want to know, though.I wish to be a successful Ghostbuster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 granted, but ghosts doent existi wish i could run at the speed of light without burning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted. You never said anything about relativity. You gain infinite mass and collapse the universe. (Like many others)Alternatively:Granted, but you no longer have legsI wish everything was MLG (not baseball; you know what I mean) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 If I knew what that was, I would grant it!I wish Xannari would initiate a Private chat every once in a while! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 The chat ends up being so private that the NSA gets suspicious a-I wish I could have a rock ptarmigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) Nope you get a canvas , at the exact time you start to think at this canvas you start to learn to read properly and are affraid of the path remaining above you.i wish it could be impossible that i sometime like to drink vinegar like other drink water or else also that i eat various spice like if it's candy. Edited July 18, 2015 by WinkAllKerb'' sto mach 2 may be 3 not sure .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted. It is impossible for you to drink vinegar as if it were water and eat spice as if it were candy... unfortunately most candy is actually various spices which means you've also killed off our most successful industry.I wish WinkAllKerb' would stop pretending to be ignorant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) granted know everyone is ignorant so we can all pretend to ignoring @ each other together ; )I wish Fel not to be Fel ; ) Edited July 18, 2015 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 404 User Not FoundI wish I had more confidence to speak to girls face to face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Would you please remove your hand from the box it's bad you know that ? xDr & enoughI wish for ganima to replace leto in the storyboard ; ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted. Ganima does a bad job of being Leto in "The Storyboard".I wish for someone to TOP TOP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 You fall off the top.I wish i understood girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted. I'm not sure understanding me is the same.I wish I had a black belt in Aikido, as well as the skills for it. I got as far as a blue belt laced with black before I had to drop out from a severe arm fracture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted. Vladimir Putin challenges you to judo.I wish to hover above the ground like a vtol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted. However, you can't land, and when you tilt you go flying very fast in that direction.I wish I could invent cure for stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xacktar Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, but your exposure to the chemicals in the cure made you too stupid to understand what you had made.I wish for a jelly doughnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, but it's made of living jellyfish cells that poison you.I wish for a gravity transformer - more current on one side, less voltage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted. Exposure + More coulomb units.I wish I could've gone to see the Atlas V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted. It fails when you see it and you get blamed for it.I wish I lived in Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, however, the extra weight of your house causes Florida to sink.I wish for the world to be the space between the mattress and the blanket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, you crush it!I wish I didn't have to have my house showcased today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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