otblock Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 You press the button, and infinite food spews forth, drowning the earth in various foods. I wish for my favorite book series to be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted. They accidentally create a black hole, killing everyone. I wish Jeb was real... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaarst Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted. He crashes his rocket(s) into your house and everyone dies.I wish I could go to space (in a rocket and spacesuit of course ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 granted, its a broken spacesuiti wish i had a potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, the potato is mutated by nuclear fuel Jeb spilled.I wish I was bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted. That's basically it. (You are eaten...)I wish I could get to food without getting up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted. Right then, the Moon crashes into Earth and everyone survives. All of the food is vapourised.I wish KSP 1.1 came out about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) Granted. It reverts to KSP 0.7.3.I wish I could remove EA. Edited September 20, 2015 by Yukon0009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted. I will go against game rules and will NOT corrupt it. This MUST happen.I wish the world wasn't dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 granted, instead you die slowy with all the pain in the worldi wish the space shuttle was used again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted. The opposite of the Challenger happens, no one was monitering altitude and throttle. And you are the only one inside.I wish I could be an SSTO boss in real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaintedLion Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted. The opposite of the Challenger happens, no one was monitering altitude and throttle. And you are the only one inside.I wish I could be an SSTO boss in real lifeGranted, but your new SSTOs have no way to go home.I wish that I could have a hot girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted. She is on fire and burns you.I wish for KSP IVAs to be more useful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 granted, but they crash the game tooi wish there was a self destruct button on ksp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Granted. It destructs the person using it(that would be you)I wish I could think of more ingenious ways to corrupt wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Granted. You corrupt your own.I wish I could get out of this orbit between Jool and Eeloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Granted. You are now on a suborbital trajectory around the sun.I want a lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Granted he sucks your funds dryi wish for a wunderwaffe dg2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HafCoJoe Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Granted. You have a wunderwaffe dg2. The downside is that you have been taken into the C.O.D Zombies franchise and once you're in... there's no escape!- I want some ice cream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaarst Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Granted. It's molten.I wish for 8GB more RAM on my laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaintedLion Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Wish granted, but your laptop turns into an Epson HX-20 (first ever laptop).I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 granted, but its between fishi wish for free mi-24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkw Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 im so sorry your ram is molten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 -1 for not wishing. I wish to corrupt others' wisheS in the funniest way possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Granted. People stop posting on the thread, and everyone on the forum abandons you.I wish I could build a working SSTO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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