ZentroCatson Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Granted, but touch screens take over and keyboards are now useless. I wish for a good coffee machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 (edited) Granted, but it can only be started by giving it a dead kitten. I wish for a wish. Edited October 7, 2016 by DolphinDude3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 You wish yourself to death. I wish for untilted.txt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 It is a virus in disguise. I wish for somebody to post in this thread. (Hey! There's actually an @somebody! Has never posted, and joined in 2012, but he's still here!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Granted, @somebody posts in this thread and then proceeds to take over the KSP forums, turning our KSP forums into Equestria role-play forums. I wish for a small peaceful island in the pacific ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji13 Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 (edited) Granted, but a deadly tidal wave quickly washes it away. I wish the devs would come back Edited October 8, 2016 by Benji13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Granted. They announce their intention to sue Squad. The costs of defending the lawsuit makes Squad decide it's best to cease KSP development and remove it from sale. I wish Children of a Dead Earth had a high-quality Linux port. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZhB Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 (edited) <snip> I wish that everyone in the whole wide world lived on Antarctica without any food. Edited October 8, 2016 by MDZhB I guess I don't get around enough to know that Children of a Dead Earth isn't a group of young people in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 57 minutes ago, cantab said: I wish Children of a Dead Earth had a high-quality Linux port. Granted. It had. Now - hasn't. 1 minute ago, MDZhB said: I wish that everyone in the whole wide world lived on Antarctica without any food. Granted, Humanity gets made of nanites. A nanobody needs only pure energy. I wish to be made of nanites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64Bit Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 36 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. It had. Now - hasn't. Granted, Humanity gets made of nanites. A nanobody needs only pure energy. I wish to be made of nanites. Granted but humanity decided to terminate you for making future safe İ wish for a 50. Action Express Desert Eagle with 100 Bulet capaity Drum magazine Full auto Heat sinks at sides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZhB Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Granted, but it's 1/100th scale. I wish for a magic flying carpet that will take me wherever I want for free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Granted. It's totally ignorant of national borders and air traffic regulations and as a result you get shot down. I wish for fewer wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Not granted because Granting it would mean it was granted and paradoxes and etcetera. I wish for my trombone not to freeze while I'm playing in contest tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64Bit Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 On 08.10.2016 at 5:12 PM, Ultimate Steve said: Not granted because Granting it would mean it was granted and paradoxes and etcetera. I wish for my trombone not to freeze while I'm playing in contest tonight. Granted but it melted i wish for a Spas 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 minute ago, 64Bit said: Granted but it melted i wish for a Spas 12 The package was mislabeled. You get a spas 11. (Yay! Our band got 1st place for 2a!) I wish for it to rain tacos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Granted. You are looking at falling tacos and immediately get caught by tornado. I wish Athenes had defeated Sparta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Granted. Athens defeated Sparta by being like Sparta. Democracy is confined to the writings of the most eccentric philosophers. Now make sure you attend your roll call in the King's Army tomorrow morning. I wish 24 hour supermarkets were open on Sunday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha 360 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) Granted, Now Walmart collects so much money it decided to become the West American Company, and uses a private army to take over the U.S and now you have to work at Walmart every day as their official slave. If you are from some where other than America, Walmart decides to become Global so it hires five more private armies and fifty nukes, nuking every city that defied their ways. Half the population of Earth is dead now and the rest works as slaves for Walmart, who is thinking of selling goods to Aliens. I wish for a grant for Princetonn Collage, and if you are not from America, I wish for Space Engineers. Edited October 11, 2016 by Alpha 360 "Kouston, we have several problems, but that doesn't matter so we want to continue on with the mission." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Granted, you receive a collage made from a ton of Prince photos from the late '80s. I wish for a good curry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Granted. It burns you twice. I wish I didn't need to have a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64Bit Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Granted guiness world records gave you guy that never taked a bath for longest time and because of this ALL of your contacts left you because they think you are a psycho i wish for a minigun [No Eg. 22LR jokes please] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Granted. You get the minigun and a power armor. Your Pip-Boy radiation indicator shows "9999 Rad" and stops counting due to overflow. The last thing you think: "That's why nobody had taken this loot from a pool near the Nuka-Cola plant." I wish there were animals in KSP. (Not request). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 (edited) Granted, now every time you EVA on Kerbin you step in a kow patty an your crew starts complaining that the spaceship stinks. I wish for Astronomer to release his new visual enhancement mod. Edited October 13, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 He does, but it only works for 1.1.3 I wish for an electric walrus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Granted. You buy a walrus and connect it to the electric socket. I wish for walruses near the KSC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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