cantab Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted. It hits you at 5 km/s. I wish to be immune to hypervelocity impacts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yog-sothoth Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 (edited) GRANTED, BUT LOW VELOCITY IMPACTS ARE NOW DEADLY <snip> Edited October 27, 2016 by Red Iron Crown No politics, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64Bit Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 On 20.10.2016 at 4:51 PM, goldenpeach said: Granted. But the contract you created for that is made for a kerbal so you only stay in space for a few seconds. I wish I could stop procrastinating here We terminate you problem solved i wish for XP pc with highest possible xp supporting hardware Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 You find yourself on a desert island with overclocked laptop made in 1995, but supporting a tweaked XP with no programs except DOS console. Every 10 minutes you need to switch it off to prevent overheating. And yes, this is the highest possible hardware on the whole island. I wish I had such laptop in 1985. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted. But you can't install any drivers. Since all the default drivers of the computer were created for a 1995 computer, most of them doesn't work with software written for drivers made a decade ago. This prevent you from using any software, apart those already installed when the computer was made. Oh, and you can't share documents because of compatibility problems. I wish I could fly like a bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Granted, you can fly like a duck. I wish to be able to use timewarp IRL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yog-sothoth Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 (ok. sorry) granted, but you cant control it. i wish people wouldnt be jerks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Granted. You never said anything about robots. I wish that SpaceX will get back to flying rockets really soon. My life's grown boring without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Granted. Their next launch goes boom. And the one after that. And the one after that. And then they go bankrupt. I wish the night was longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 (edited) You change your occupation, go to Antartica and become the person who puts the fallen penguins back on their feet when they fall down, watching the planes overhead. Now you have 6 months long night and 3 month of twilight as free bonus. I wish SpaceX will soon successfully launch and return one of the flown Falcons from their storehouse. Edited October 28, 2016 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Granted. But it's the last launch they manage to do and they have to declare bankrupcy soon afterward. I wish I could morph in any animal I wanted for two hours at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Sure, except the brain slugs can also morph, and they've been to Tatooine. Good luck fighting off a horde of Rancors, Sarlaccs, and Krayt dragons. I wish to dream about Europa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Granted but you are actually on it and you have seven hours of oxygen left and no food or drink. I wish to have my wish corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Granted. Tonight, I'm taking your wish to the red light district. Aww yeaaah. Your wish is tossing caution to the wind. Your wish is going to discover something about itself tonight...it's going to try everything. By the time I'm done showing your wish the time of its life, you won't even recognize it anymore. I'm not even sure it's going to want to hang out with you after this. You'll be like all lame 'n stuff. Don't wait up for your wish, I'll try to have it back in time for breakfast, but no promises. I wish for First Contact with an advanced race of peaceful aliens who teach us cool stuff and how to get along and not be stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Granted. But despite their seemingly peaceful nature, much of what the aliens teach us is the arts of warfare in the stars. The reason is made clear just a few weeks later when Second Contact is made with an advanced race of omnicidal aliens, or rather with their nuclear bombardment of Earth. I wish for a self-refilling glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Granted, but it comes with an un-opening lid. I wish I could stop procrastinating in the forum-games section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Hunt Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 granted, you cause the great forum crash of 2016. I wish Jeb wasn't stranded on minmus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Granted....stranded on Dres. I wish something objectively good happens to everyone tomorrow. Everyone on earth just gets a nice surprise good thing that happens during the day and it just makes everyone have a good day. Now go ahead and corrupt that, you monster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Granted... If tomorrow comes... I wish Jool be a satellite of Minmus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Granted. The gravity makes all space travel impossible. You're now stuck to flying planes on Kerbin. I wish to be able to govern the rules of wishing in this thread, to affect whether the corruption applies or not, and who gets affected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Granted, but it requires your soul and you health in order to function. I wish that I could have infinite free legal money and NOT crash the economy even more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Granted, but no one on the planet uses money anymore. Free lifetime supply of toilet paper! I wish to go home early today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Granted. You're fired. I wish the forum software would crash if a thread reaches 530 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Granted. But it affects all threads on all forums on all servers, retroactively. The entire Internet becomes disabled. I wish for a good cup of coffee this morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Granted. You get a cup of coffee beans. And no time to boil them because you must run to your job. I wish to go home right now... A miracle! It's granted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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