Joseph Kerman Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Granted. You are transported to an alternate world in which you are the Most Wanted. I wish to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Granted. However, you almost immediately un-die. You are condemned to roam the earth dying and un-dying every couple of minutes. Nobody likes you because you keep dying on their everything. I wish for the return and integration of the Porkjet part rework, in its fully-realised capacity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 1 hour ago, 0111narwhalz said: Granted. However, you almost immediately un-die. You are condemned to roam the earth dying and un-dying every couple of minutes. Nobody likes you because you keep dying on their everything. I wish for the return and integration of the Porkjet part rework, in its fully-realised capacity. Granted, and Porkjet immidiately quit. I want to have my own SSTO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiffedStarfish Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Granted, but it is a Gilly SSTO and therefore it would literally be more efficient to jetpack yourself to orbit. I wish for breath of the wild on Wii U. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Granted, many wild animals arrive and breathe on your Wii U; a few of them pee on it. I wish, no, I NEED coffee this morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Xorth Tanovar said: I wish, no, I NEED coffee this morning! Granted. You need must gather 200 kg 440.9 lb of coffee more, otherwise your overseer will get angry and you will get some whip instead of supper. I rent my wish to anybody needing it.. Edited April 3, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 ERR:RENT_WISH.NBT HAS ENCOUNTERED A FATAL ERROR 0x8746784c I wish the 1996 SP-UP merger never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Granted, but now neither company can survive on it's own and both go bankrupt. Their rails lie silent and rusting now... i wish for a whoosh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 The whoosh of several overheating jet engines is the last thing you will ever hear. I wish that my computer had more RAM... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 2 hours ago, spacebrick3 said: The whoosh of several overheating jet engines is the last thing you will ever hear. I wish that my computer had more RAM... downloadmoreram Granted. Your computer has more RAM, but it has so much RAM that no operating system can support it. I wish for immortality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Granted. You also get insomnia and immobility to boot. I wish for selective variation of mass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Granted. You may have either one or two grams. I wish my injury would heal a little faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Granted. The cells reproduce quite quickly, and don't stop, leaving you with multiple benign tumors. I want a lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Granted. Lawyer comes by your house to sue you. I want one singular normal, and average hamster, except that it lives as long as me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Granted. It lives as long as you, but not along you (ba tum dss). It will live on the other side of the world, unaware of your existence. I wish for the KSP Forums to go back to using vBulletin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 (edited) Granted. They disable BBCode. I wish for better ability to aim my ships. Edited April 9, 2017 by 0111narwhalz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Granted, but the increased ability to aim comes at the cost of maneuverability. I.E., you can aim your ships wherever they like, but they can't go anywhere. I wish I got less bored while playing certain video games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkarmark Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Granted but the only game you can play is minesweeper I wish to live forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Granted. You approach to the event horizon. Due to time freezing, for all of us you'll live forever. I wish to know, is Large Hadron Collider convex or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Granted. The information is top secret, so you have to be executed after you are told. I wish to have positive rep on the forums. More than now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Granted, I'll remember you for positive things. I wish my hair was a little more predictable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Granted. Nothing more predictable than total absence. I wish for a keyboard for my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Granted. It breaks after the new iOS release. I wish for a small loan of a million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 yup but your alone with middle of groenland, lucky you have a lighter i wish people could stop thinking when reading what i wrote this way i may be head hited less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Granted, they now assume it's a cat walking across your keyboard. I wish Cities Skylines weren't as boring as I'm unfortunately finding it to be at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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