Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Granted. The world has now become a utopian dystopia in which everyone is happy and there is no dissent. HEY! I thinkg that's not righ-

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[max_creative]

Wish granted, but the wish also does 42 random things before your wish, so if you get hit on the head with a flying two ton eraser don't be surprised. 

*digs through notes* 

I wish for a wish of wishes to make a wish for more fun. 

On 4/28/2016 at 6:14 AM, SpaceplaneAddict said:

Your wish failed miserably because I have too much of a kind heart.

 

I wish for a wish of wishes to make a wish for more fun.

 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have more fun.

I doubt if I have a wish.

[StupidAndy]

granted, you are doubtful for all of eternity

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish

[cubinator]

Granted, but along the line it turns into grey goo but with genies.

I wish for a collection of poems about the moon written in the future by space colonists.

[kerbinorbiter]

Granted but they didn't know about earth's moon so they wrote poems about the Mun

I wish for algebra 

[0111narwhalz]

Granted, but it's linear algebra.

I wish for understanding of mathematics sufficient to solve the three-body problem.

[DarkOwl57]

Granted, but that's the only problem you can solve. When your children ask for math help, they fail due to the fact they know advanced math, but not the answer to 2 + 2.

I wish for my team to win the number war!

[kerbinorbiter]

Granted, you learn Newtonian orbital mechanics 

i wish for a heart

(posted at the same time as dark owl)

Edited May 8, 2017 by kerbinorbiter

[TheEpicSquared]

Your heart gets broken.

 

I wish for cheese.

[DarkOwl57]

Granted. It's moldy.

I wish I could have a PC that didn't crash

[kerbinorbiter]

Granted...but it cannot not have KSP crash

(kerbal crashes because it does)

i wish to know Kerbins food chain 

[Skylon]

Granted.., you are at the bottom!

I wish for Jeb to visit Earth

[Overfloater]

Granted: Shortly after his touchdown, he is found by scientists who detain him for the rest of his life in a secret research facility. Way to go. 

I wish i was a very tasty potato.

[53miner53]

Granted. You are eaten.

I wish our wishes went the way we want them to.

[Brent Kerman]

Granted. A paradox error of the wishes drives you mad.

I wish to live in a random, but reasonable movie.

[DarkOwl57]

Granted. You drown because you got put in Titanic.

I wish to be able to finish Civil War before the school year ends

[kerbinorbiter]

Granted, the school year is 10 years long

i wish to hoverslam a rocket first

[DarkOwl57]

Granted. It's the only thing you can do for all eternity.

I actually like school.. Just without the idiots.

I wish the people who didn't want to learn stuff could just go away

 

[kerbinorbiter]

Not granted (which is a fact anyways and I feel the same way)

i wish to be a wish

[kerbiloid]

Granted easily. A mosquito lands on your shoulder. You are its wish.
(Combo! Double wish granted.)

I wish the previous poster's Soyuz had landing legs.

Edited May 10, 2017 by kerbiloid

[joacobanfield]

Granted, but it tears itself to pieces upon deployment because thet deploy towards the inside of the craft.

I wish I had a theme song.

[Joseph Kerman]

Granted. It's from Bill Cipher's Weirdmageddon.

 

I wish for an M-16A4.

[kerbiloid]

Granted.
You appear in a far, hot country. You are a sentry defending a small depot with washed clothes.
Five gloomy men are approaching to you with silent question in their eyes, pulling out knives, 

I wish you also had ammo.

 

[Brent Kerman]

Granted.

You are one of the five men, whom he shoots.

I wish I could get my TOR browser working again. (Seriously)