qzgy Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Granted. Its so exciting now, you don't eat, sleep, or do anything else but play before slowly withering away and dying. I wish for a house cat sleeping on my keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Granted. It is impossible to move it until is wakes up, and it has entered a 1000 year slumber. I wish that I could stay interested in KSP for longer periods of time (oh god im getting bored of it oh god please no) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Granted. Your play sessions extend by five minutes. I wish I had enough money to buy a good vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Granted. You have to use it for rent. I wish I had a lawyer that didn't sue me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Granted. Everyone in the world sues you instead. I wish I didn't forget about all the other good forum games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Granted. But you spend so much time on the forum games you never have a chance to play KSP any more... I wish for a really good and strong storm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Jupiter's red dot swells in size by a factor of 10 making it likely the strongest storm ever in the history of our solar system... however Hubble is busy peering elsewhere and we miss it all. I wish for shoe laces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Granted, but you had to sell your shoes to afford them. I wish more drinks in the world didn't rely on sugar for flavoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Kerman Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 So then they used snake poison instead I wish i could catch everything I've missed on the forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Granted. Your face is the net for all the hard disks of data you missed. I wish I never had to sleep again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Granted. Quote One, Two, Freddy's coming for you, Three, Four, better lock your door, Five, Six, grab your crucifix, Seven, Eight, gonna stay up late, Nine, Ten never sleep again... I wish it helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Granted. Stephen King's It comes to help. Sweet dreams. I wish I had a million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Granted. You lose the ability to hold a good tan. I wish I could operate at full efficacy with less sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Granted. However with full efficiency comes little concentration. I wish for sushi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adstri Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) Granted. You eat too much of it and get mercury poisoning. I wish for an orrery. Edited April 13, 2017 by Adstriduum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Granted, but only a vague instruction manual in swedish and some raw materials come from the IKEA orrery package. Good luck with assembly! I wish for KSP to be an olympic sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Granted, but the scoring process is ultimately too complex to accurately verify and eventually it will be dropped due to sheer complexity. I wish I had my dream vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) granted you get it ^^ what E.T. is i wish i m dumb stupid and all at the same depending gmt and mood Edited April 13, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Granted. You also get mood swings so nobody trusts ever, wither cause you are too smart or too dumb I wish a time dilation machine that I could use was invented Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) it already exist, they are called the sun and the moon and there pals i wish they don't move the ocean and do not irradiate whatever it please them using there energy, you're like a bactrery and and a virus, still it help digest some stuff Edited April 13, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Granted. You are locked in a box that shields you from all forms of radiation, though you do die of hunger before long. I wish I had more time to play KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Granted. You appear on a desert island. You have a whole beach of sand to build rockets and very much time to play KSP. I wish there are no creepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiffedStarfish Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Granted. There are no creepers, (vines) just creepers. I wish for destiny 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Granted. Destiny 2 is worse than the original Destiny. I wish I had a dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 gra.... wait, you already had one (I assume you were born as a human, requiring sexual reproduction). Next! I wish I had a chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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