0111narwhalz Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 What can I say but "Hot damn I love wigglin'!" I wish for something mundane, yet pleasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 On 15.07.2017 at 2:09 PM, 0111narwhalz said: I wish for something mundane, yet pleasing. You drink eight bottles of cola. Then visit WC.. I wish Mowgli hadn't put so much pepper in his gift for Kaa. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJITimate Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) granted but he puts it in a gift for you instead I wish apple would sell itself to microsoft Edited July 17, 2017 by LJITimate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) Granted. All iDevices worldwide now have to proceed thru MS's upgrade path, starting with Windows 3.11 I wish for a knish. Edited July 17, 2017 by Xorth Tanovar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Granted, but they're filled with human organs and copies of The Room. I wish for a D20 that always rolls a natural 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Granted. Game Master bans you for cheating. I wish for a pair of tesseract dice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaDizzy Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 They are actually 4-D, thus melting your perception thru incomprehension. I wish for a good outcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJITimate Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 granted but its only good for someone else I wish I had the force Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Granted, but it's the force of gravity and nothing much has changed. Since, you know, you already have that force. I wish for a heisenbug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) Yeah, but Heisenberg's uncertainty principle will make the Hesienbug appear anywhere. (Like your BRAIN MWA HA HA HA!) I wish to fly to the ISS Edited July 18, 2017 by DunaManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJITimate Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 granted but you fly it into the sun I wish content didn't have to be approved by a moderator an hour after I post it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Granted, but then somebody else will have to approve it. I wish for peace on Earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Granted. Humanity leaves the Earth and moves to Mars. I wish Under The Dome series were about lunar colony, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Granted, it's a lame reality show now. I wich I was the leader of Earth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) Granted, You have the Earth and a lot of lead, and must begin covering the Earth with lead. You are the Earth leader. I wish (just 4lulz) next time they remake to female "Agent 007" movies. Edited July 18, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Granted, but it's starring Temmie. I wish Superman's laser vision was of the same nature as his x-ray vision; i.e. he can see lasers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Granted. He can. But as a laser beam is very pointy, he can see laser beams only when they directly hit his eye. I wish Jean Grey / Phoenix from X-Men had realized that she could just cast mass enuresis and reached her aims with much less efforts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 (edited) Granted. I don't know who she is. But she seems worse already! I wish that Squad added more parts to KSP. Edited July 25, 2017 by Tux1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Granted. They add a complete (> 30 000) historical set of parts for A-4 (aka V-2). Now you have to wait for two weeks while KSP is loading. I wish they indeed had done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Program Kerbal Space Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 (edited) Granted. The parts that are added is small useless fins and rockets that have like 1 thrust. I wish I could actually get to the Mun and back! Edited August 2, 2017 by Program Kerbal Space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 (edited) Granted! You're now short, green, and have a big cylinder shaped head. You were conscripted for a Mun mission, with a return capsule not equipped with a heatshield. i wish for the historical pack to be awesome, and released during my lifetime. Edited August 2, 2017 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Granted, But when it does you are so old you can't even play KSP I wish that I could fly to saturn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Granted. You have everything you need to survive, but it's a Hohmann transfer and free return to Earth, so no landing on the moons, and you're alone on the ship. I wish spiders could speak, and had their own languages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Granted. But the only thing they say, are harsh words when they get squashed with a slipper. I wish mantises, wasps and dragonflies eradicate all spiders and replace them in the ecosystem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 5 hours ago, kerbiloid said: wasps NO JUST ABSOLUTELY NOT WASPS ARE BAD. granted you get stung by wasps for the rest of time I wish for a wish that could wish for a wish (1m years later) that could wish for a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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