Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[SollyK]

Granted,

I wish to be a space robot.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

I wish to be GLaDOS

[SollyK]

, subtly you also wished for me to corrupt it so to corrupt it I will not corrupt it.

I wish that I could never know what your response is to this wish.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted.

*amnesia*

I wish for more Portal 2 related stuff.

[POTKC]

Granted: "I have no idea what Portal 2 is, but I have a feeling that it is something dumb!!!"

I wish that the Shuttle program hadn't been canceled.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the government audits your house to help pay for the program. Also, I again spent too much time on my wish grant for ROFLcopter to be simply ninja'd, so I reach through time and space and set your computer on fire before you ninja me. Yea, that's what happened, I'm gonna go with that

Now, here's what the grant for ROFl's wish REALLY was :

Granted, but the world is taken over by the P1aP2FbmtMSotIO (Portal 1 and Portal 2 Fans but mostly the Meme Spammers of the Internet Organization) and now anything and everything that everyone does ever must be Portal or Portal 2 related, or you will be deported across dimensions to a facility called Blapature, where you will inevitably be accidentally killed by a friendly AI called GLaDtobehereOS, who doesn't know that her favorite gift for the "new test subjects", Regular-Toxin, is fatal in ways that do not involve the nervous system at all.

I wish that I could grant wishes in less convoluted ways.

Edited April 28, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[SollyK]

Granted, .

I wish for world peace.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, the world is divided into several pieces when a mars-sized planetoid smashes into it.

I wish that there was no more ninja'ing

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted without corruption, because you made my wish happen

I wish (An Original Name) gets all of his wishes uncorrupted.

[SollyK]

Granted, but he will not make another wish. Anymore posts by him are impostors.

I wish that ROFLCopter64bit will grant this wish.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted.

I wish for a pie.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

As the pope of pie, I grant this wish.

I wish for pizzas to be delivered to Captain Kalawang's door.

[Felsmak]

Granted. You've now ordered a constant supply of pizza from every pizza maker in the world.

I wish for sunglasses.

Edited April 28, 2013 by Felsmak

[POTKC]

Granted. The sunglasses burst into flame, spurt acid and eat you all at once.

I wish I was constantly happy.

[henrik908]

Granted, but you became constantly sad

i wish i was Neil Armstrong

[POTKC]

Granted. You're dead.

I wish I was Gene Kranz.

[Yasashii]

Granted, but you don't get to wear the vest.

I wish pop music stopped being popular.

[zapy97]

granted but you get addicted to it and you hate it

I wish people would quit wishing for inferior ideas!

[POTKC]

Granted.

I wish Hitler was never born.

[Mekris28]

Granted, but another evil tyrant takes over Germany and starts WWII.

(pardon mistakes on history, it's been a while)

I wish to fly.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you are now a passenger on the Hindenburg on May 6th, 1937. Its a very, VERY special date for the airship Also, I deal with the impostors. Lets just say that they don't exactly have to... impost anymore.

I wish that I had a Spruce Goose.

Edited April 28, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[POTKC]

Granted. When you fly it, you somehow cross the sound barrier and your controls lock up. The aircraft is torn apart and you die.

I wish I was a Kerbal on Duna, with enough fuel to get back home.

Edited April 28, 2013 by POTKC

[eatorsp]

Granted. You have enough jetpack fuel to get home

I wish for a

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, a gigantic letter A falls from the sky and crushes you.

I wish that I had a Goose made out of Spruce.

[chobit-389]

Granted, it now adorns your lawn.

I wish I had a Kyushu J7W1 Shinden