Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. The Cloning Department is now mad at you for a huge demand of clone Jebs.

I wish for a HOUSE PARTY PROTOCOL.

[Rage097]

Granted. The House Part Protocol is actually a code word for "Accidentally"-ing the Internet.

I wish i would stop forgeting things

Edited May 16, 2013 by Rage097
forgot to wish

[LeonG17]

Granted, you remember everything that you ever saw or heard and your brain cant handle it all and it explodes.

I wish that my eyes don't hurt when I'm tired.

[lobsterbark]

Granted, but now they hurt when you not tired.

I wish that I could figure out how to properly use jet engines on reusable launchers.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but Scott Manley has now bought the rights for any and all KSP reusable rocket designs that use jet engines, so you are sued for all of your moneys.

I wish that U2 had their own U-2.

[Lyze Of J]

Granted, but while they are all on board, the Russians shoot it down

I wish for a kitten

[satcharna]

Granted, but it breaks. (I've no idea what a U2 and U-2 actually are, so yeah.)

I wish the next person to post was a duck.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now the poster above me is a goose.

I wish that Obama's life was made into a sitcom.

(also, you could have just copied U2 and U-2 into google to find out what they were How else do you think that I knew how to properly grant the really obscure wishes that chobit usually makes? )

[ZedNova]

Granted, but now he's president for life because of the huge success the sitcom had on TV.

I wish that i owned a bank

[Rage097]

Granted. No one trusts you with their money.

I wish for superpowers without any detrimental side effects.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you are dissected by the government to find out why you have superpowers.

I wish to sleep.

[satcharna]

Granted. You fall into a coma.

I wish they'd let us have larger avatars here. A few more pixels or so should do.

[LeonG17]

Granted, people have massive avatars that means it takes 10 minutes to load a page.

I wish for a avatar.

[satcharna]

Granted, but you'll have to send a message to me about what you want before anything is going to happen.

I wish I had some tacos.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you get a million tacos which crush you with their weight.

I wish I knew what I wanted for an avatar.

[redwolfy]

granted but your brain exploads with all the ideas

i wish i was bigger

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now everyone else gets even bigger than you.

I wish that I had a can of thermite.

Edited May 17, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[LeonG17]

Granted, it comes with Jeb.

I wish I could own a Skylon spaceplane with the necessary fuel and runway for multiple flights.

[redwolfy]

granted but it is shot down by syria.

i wish could go to space

[LeonG17]

Granted, you go to space strapped to the nose of the next supply mission to the ISS.

I wish that Syria won't shoot down my Skylon.

[redwolfy]

granted it misses and destroyes the ISS

i wish FOR BACON

[LeonG17]

Granted, pigs surround you and maul you to death for eating their relative.

I wish that my Skylon had a effective autopilot to prevent it from hitting the ISS or a manual for it.

[redwolfy]

granted but the manual is far too big and weighs to much making the skylon crash

i wish for a laptop

[LeonG17]

Granted, it is the first laptop made.

I wish the manual could be found online.

[redwolfy]

granted but you run out of download space on you hard drive when downloading it and your computer explodes due to overload of information destroying the skylon

i wish for the power to levitate things.