Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you end up getting arrested for doing something similar to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyviaJYQk1c

I wish that Google would buy Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo.

Edited May 24, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[ProjectXMark1]

Granted, but doing so stagnates the games console market.

I wish for good ideas.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Your mind is now full with good ideas that your head explodes.

I wish for awesome ideas.

[LeonG17]

Granted, no one can match your ideas so they need you for every idea.

I wish to be eccentric.

[Leonov]

Granted, but you are so eccentric that everyone avoids you and you become alone.

I wish that Unix/Linux Systems took over the PC World rather than Windows Systems.

[satcharna]

Granted. Commercial Linux dists become dominant and every bit as bad as the Windows and Mac systems most people are stuck with today.

I wish to be able to come up with extremely quotable one-liners.

[LeonG17]

Granted, people do nothing on the forums anymore than quote your one liners.

I wish to be British eccentric.

[Deadpangod3]

(How could you... ) granted, but they start making bad computers that can't run ksp

I wish I could get to anywhere without using infini-fuel

Edit: fail, and I don't know what that means ^^

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you can now get to anywhere with 1 extra fuel unit along with infinite fuel.

I wish that my internet was faster.

[LeonG17]

Granted, it runs so fast it gets friction and heats up till it explodes.

I wish to be British eccentric.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but Britain expels you out of the country for being so eccentric.

I wish for what were those?

[LeonG17]

Granted, you become very confused and explode as a result

I wish to think of a good avatar to use.

(The UK would never expel someone for being eccentric, no matter how much , we're just too loveable for them to do that)

[redwolfy]

granted i have it copyrighted

i wish for a bigger hat

[satcharna]

Granted. It's your house!

I wish for a TARDIS, or at least a trip with a TARDIS.

[Holo]

Granted, it explodes.

I wish that Estonia was called Bestonia in lojban.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. It is now called Bestonia. Until you wake up and realized that it was all just a dream, and in actually it was called Worstonia.

I wish for bakon.

[satcharna]

Granted. It's made out of chicken, which makes it a lot tastier than the pig stuff.

I wish for less viruses online. It's irritating having to remove them from the boyfriend's computer.

[chobit-389]

Granted! Now there is only one virus, but it's 100% lethal to all technology and spreads like the plague

I wish Pearl Harbour (the movie, not the historical battle) never happened

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but a equally bad movie is made instead called Pearl Bay (also, the real Pearl Harbor is now Pearl Bay)

I wish that I was a mind reader.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you read the minds of all the people on the forums and die from fear.

I wish for more WW2 plane discussions.

[satcharna]

Granted, but the Mw262Schwalbe quickly wins every one of them.

EDIT: Wish I could remember to wish.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you have nothing to wish for.

I wish for even more WW2 plane discussions

( The ME262 could easily be destroyed at takeoff or landing, the earlier jets had a bad acceleration rate and couldn't escape or manoeuvre. The engines also lasted for 30 hours)

[satcharna]

Granted. (They could have covered the airstrips in a tunnel of solid concrete.)

I wish the French had made a cool fighter ever.

[LeonG17]

Granted, but all knowledge of it was destroyed when France was invaded.

I wish for more time.

( When the planes left the tunnel or went in to try and enter it, they would still of been vulnerable)

[Holo]

Granted, but you can only use the extra time when waiting for a bus.

I wish my tablets screen was more reliable.