LeonG17 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 i said a suit that included the helmet!You said a suit, never specified the specifics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasher925 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 You said a suit, never specified the specifics. ohh your good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted but instead of a battle the Federation and the Empire Merge to become the Terran Empire! (see what i did there? )i wish for a monolithGranted, it falls directly onto you.I wish for a new enigma thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGUARN Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted but closed because the mod has spoken.I wish that people can go through walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted. they get stuck in them and die.I wish I was able to post this before threads got locked:i'd post a gif, but that's not allowed. i'd start a thread for casual conversation, but now that's not allowed. I'd put a gif in my sig, but that'd make it too big and is therefore, not allowed. I'd post a meme as a response and to cheer people up, BUT THAT'S NOT ALLOWED.*ragequit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted, but then every post you make kills a thread. I wish for a friend to hug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted, but the friend hugs you to death.I wish to be able to rewind time to before the enigma thread got locked to warn our past selves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) Granted. You are obeyed for a little bit, but it falls out if control again.I wish I wasn't going out of my friggin' mind right now for no reason onllkkhljk Edited June 5, 2013 by Rage097 ihate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted. I removed your brain so you wouldn't have a problemI wish for a girlfriend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonov Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted, You have a long and healthy relationship, until you come home one day, theres a note on the fridge. It reads "BEES!!!" you are engulfed in Killer Bees. I wish for something to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted. You wished for nothing.I wish for an uncorruptible wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Granted. You wish for something that cannot exist in our universe, inadvertently causing a second big bang and destroying everything. I wish that there was cake here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the cake is a lie.I wish for a wish that isn't a wish about wishing. Edited June 6, 2013 by Bioman222 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted, but it turns out that it was a lie. You have no idea what is going on, until one day you'll wake up to find out that you have a Portal Gun on your side. Turns out that you've just became an Aperture Science test subject and have been kidnapped under GLaDOS's orders without any of your further knowledge at all. OOF, SNIPEDGranted, but you've just created a paradox for wishing that you won't wish about something that is worth wishing for.I wish for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted. That's all you can eat for now onI wish I didn't have to keep my relationship secret... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted, everyone laughs at you about it.i wsih fro btter splleing.,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted, but it is only for spelling out that 1 sentence.I wish that I owned Jurassic Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascensiam Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 As the T-Rex makes eye contact with you, you manage to make up exactly 395 ways that wish could've otherwise ended horribly before you meet your untimely demise.I wish i had the ability to turn thoughts into reality, have better memory, and the ability to turn thoughts into reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIN3 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted, but as a cost for your better memory, you forget how to turn thoughts into reality. And you forget you have a better memory.I wish I was batman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted. You are now cursed with a horribly scratchy and deep voice.I wish that my Space-Bike docking bay didn't tear itself apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) Granted. Now the launch vessel breaks apart while trying to dock with it, and ends up deorbiting itself in the process. I wish I had a bigger couch. Edited June 6, 2013 by OdinYggd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted. It's exactly one tenth of a millimeter larger.I wish for physics to obey my every command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted, but you now hate commanding things.I wish that my Jurassic Park was dinosaur proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted. It's not Wooly mammoth-proof, and they go on a rampage and destroy the gates.I wish for Steampunk Enigma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted, but a gear pops off and decapitates you. (I searched on google for about 30 seconds to try and find out what a Steampunk Enigma was, and all I found out was that it was a vaguely cube shaped mass of various little gadgets, gears, levers, pistons, etc. Sorry if this has absolutlely nothing to do with your wish )I wish that I had superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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