Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rage097]

Granted. You go to the superpowah thread.

I wish to be so meta i don't even...

[Kerbal01]

Granted, but you explode

I wish for free ponies for all the 'muricans

[unWinged]

I wish for free ponies for all the 'muricans

Granted, now everybody in America has his own "My Little Pony" particle. To bad that it's highly radioactive and cancer rates go high.

I wish for Space hamster.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but he gets a heart attack from the shock of his cute new theme music being loudly played when he poses for a photoshoot.

I wish for some pizza.

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[unWinged]

I wish for some pizza.

Granted, but it's on Moon. You can see it using dedicated Lunokhod rover.

And maybe, after moon trips will be available for tourists (and they probably will, "Golden Spike" IIRC) you will be able to go and get it.

I wish for '69 Dodge Charger and infinite fuel budget.

[LeonG17]

Granted, it comes to you after being crushed and the infinite fuel being burned all over it.

I wish for happiness.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, that small pile of dirt over there sure looks happy now doesn't it?

I wish that I was the best darn Lunar Lacrosse player the world/moon has ever seen.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. But you lost your helmet on the moon causing you to die.

I wish I was Wishing a Wish that I never Wished before.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, your new wish is to get ded.

I wish that I had a U-2 and U2.

[MGUARN]

granted you get paper that say U-2

I wish my wish to be corrupted like data does on a computer.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

*ERROR. ERROR.Virus Detected.*

I wish for death

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, now death has befallen everything that cannot die.

I wish that my wish corruption made more sense.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. But if it made sense now it wouldn't make sense later, and if it made sense later it would make no sense at all right now. So if it ever makes sense the server crashes from the resulting paradox.

I wish I had a better computer.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it now runs on unobtanium.

I wish for a cheese powered rocket.

[Bigcheecho]

Granted, but the engine is weaker than an Ion engine.

I wish I could be an engineer for the ESA.

[chobit-389]

Granted, but you're assigned to space toilet division!

I wish I was a spaceplane pilot (any agency)

[unWinged]

I wish I was a spaceplane pilot (any agency)

Granted, but you are victim of budget cuts. Somebody just invented cheap travel through teleportation!

Right after your training ended and you get to flight your first mission that program is cancelled and you will never fly to space. Everybody are very sorry, spaceplane is send to museum.

But you can teleport anywhere you want (besides space, that's too expensive to send people there...).

I wish I for indestructible mug.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. It's also slightly radioactive, and completely unsafe to drink out of.

I wish I didn't have to work.

[redwolfy]

granted you turn into a 3 year old

i wish i could skip GCSEs

[NASAFanboy]

Granted. It's also slightly radioactive, and completely unsafe to drink out of.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted. You are now unemployed and homeless.

I wish for noone to corrupt my wish.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now your next wish will be doubly corrupted.

I wish that it rained cats and dogs.

[Rage097]

Granted. It's raining wolves and lions.

I wish for the rain to stop.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted, in it's place it will be an apocolypse instead of rain.

I wish for this wish to wish away all wishes on this thread that are wishing about wishes(and Fishes).

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, the wishes all go away. But they'll come back. THEY ALWAYS COME BACK.

I wish that the Earth was upside down.

[The Deep Space Kraken]

granted but you are right-side up

I wish I could think of something to wish for.