Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Bioman222]

Granted, but you must wait one year to eat it.

I wish the "Great April Space Kraken Attack" didn't happen.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is instantly replaced by the "Great April Space Cthulhu Attack"

I wish that KSP was made into a movie.

[unWinged]

I wish that KSP was made into a movie.

Granted, but it's made by Hollywood and only thing similar to KSP is title and everything is so different from original theme, that you want to forget you ever heard of that movie.

I wish for a good bicycle for long travels on road.

[Trekkette]

Granted, but it gets stolen the first time you go anywhere and you have to walk home

I wish for time to work on PfL!

[Felsmak]

Granted. Time starts to work on PfL in it's own way, i.e. breaking down all related material by accelerating.

I wish for ice cream.

[MGUARN]

granted but it is ice ,and screams

I wish for mlp to invade earth.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, the Mesosphere Lovers and Preservers association invades Earth. They start off their new regime by making the mesosphere the only atmospheric layer, which inadvertently kills everyone and everything on Earth.

I wish that you needed a steam engine powering your computer to be able to run Steam.

Edited June 11, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[MGUARN]

Granted but you don't have enough coal.

I wish that My Little Pony Invaded earth.

[crasher925]

granted but the elaments of harmony are lef behind and Discord takes over the world

I wish school was over (I'm going cRaZy *twitch*)

[Felsmak]

Granted! School is now over for you, because you die.

I wish for a banana.

[unWinged]

I wish school was over (I'm going cRaZy *twitch*)

Granted: The school is over. But now you have to go to work. Some nasty, boring work that takes up half of your day and so much energy that you don't have it to play KSP even during weekend...

I wish for a banana.

Granted, you slip on it and accidentally smash your computer with KSP on it. It's smashed beyond recovery of data...

I wish for old VW Bus (hippy-van) in perfect condition for my girlfriend.

Edited June 11, 2013 by unWinged
Added second corruption because I was ninja'd

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but she hates it and drives it off a cliff.

I wish that I had a better graphics card.

[unWinged]

I wish that I had a better graphics card.

Granted, but it consumes to much power and burns your computer's power supply.

I wish for lot of good board games. Good in terms that I will like them.

[Drone487]

Granted, They are so good you never want to stop playing and starve to death

I wish i could "land" legitimately on the mun

[MGUARN]

Granted but you still need mecjeb.

I wish kethan scanning was faster.

[crasher925]

[double post]

Edited June 11, 2013 by crasher925

[crasher925]

Granted, but it consumes to much power and burns your computer's power supply.

I wish for lot of good board games. Good in terms that I will like them.

granted but now you can't land anywhere else

I wish I had a super computer

[MGUARN]

Granted but i sniped you so you dont get it.

I wish for space.

[crasher925]

granted you die from the vacuum of space and explode.

I wish for a TARDIS

[MGUARN]

Granted but kicks you out since your not the doctor.

I wish that humans have 2 hearts.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, now everyone has 2 extra hearts that they somehow obtained, but they are just lying on the floor and start to smell gross after nobody wants to move them.

I wish for a bottle of magic.

[MGUARN]

granted but it isn't magic.

I wish trekkette blew up the games section.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it also destroys the rest of the thread.

I wish for a MK 8B Spacerocket.

[General Rarity]

Granted, but it was destroyed in transport

I wish for a Tu-160 Blackjack bomber...

[MGUARN]

Granted but it is a tiny diecast.

I wish for MLP.