NexusHelium Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Granted: Too many people join the forums to play the games and the website crashes. I wish job portfolios and resumes were easier to write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 (edited) granted, but you no longer need either to get a job. I wish I had a hockey arena in my backyard Edited January 9 by Royale37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Granted: But the ice melts and floods your house. I wish I had a DUKW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Granted, but it is impounded because it has too much weight per axle. i wish for a duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbejans Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 granted but the duck will eat you in 3 days i wish for a pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) Granted, but the pizza has gross toppings like mushrooms, sardines, and pineapple i wish for noise cancelling headphones Edited January 11 by Royale37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Granted. The noise cancelling feature drains the battery in two minutes. I wish for an Icarus Armories PW-Mk.1 prototype fighter jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Granted, your fighter jet is quickly taken from you as you don't have a permit. I wish Earth was a moon of Jupiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Granted: we all freeze to death and also die from the radiation I wish for the nuclear football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAl1en1 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 granted: you accedentally set it off and get in a war with russia i wish for the ability to grow my own cells as i want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTLparachute Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Granted: They die off after a minute. i wish to fuse Uranus and Neptune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 (edited) Granted. The fusion itself goes off without a hitch and what was once two worlds in the outer solar system is now one; Nepturanus! Unfortunately, your wish has drawn the ire of planetary enthusiasts. They are still salty many years after Pluto's reclassification. An now with Uranus and Neptune being made into one, they are forced to come up with yet another mnemonic to remember the planets names. You soon find yourself with an irate mob outside your door seeking to punish you for the chaos the creation of Nepturanus has brought into their lives. I wish for an explanation as to how this thread has endured for as long as it has? Edited January 19 by Exploro Spelling correction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Granted: you die of shock after hearing the secrets of the forum. i wish for a pet goldfish, but one that is immortal, and doesn’t die after 2 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyTiger0203 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 granted, you accidently flush it down the toilet i wish to live in star wars universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NexusHelium Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Granted, you now live inside your TV that is constantly playing Phantom Menace on loop I wish VSTs were cheaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Granted, but they break after a day, so you constantly have to buy new ones, meaning they actually cost more. I wish for a coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Granted: Someone throws paint all over you, you are now coated. I wish for better manuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyTiger0203 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 granted, the rock comes to your house and rips them i wish for snacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NexusHelium Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Granted: All manuals in the world are instantly tailored to just you, and no one else knows how to read them now. I wish to become the ultimate composer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunas Only Moon Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 granted: you can make the ultimate compost, plants love you now I wish for KSP 2 to become developed again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Granted: the ip is sold to epic games, and ksp2 becomes a first person shooter i wish that gold was free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Granted. Earth becomes the alien dumping ground of Gigatons of pressed gold bars which have had the valuable latinum contained in them extracted. On the one hand, the piles of gold are rivaling the height of a Saturn V, and growing every taller. But on the other hand, it does bring this wish granter warm and fuzzy feelings to know that gold hoarders investments are in the dumps; both literally and figuratively. I wish for a latinum plated toothbrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTLparachute Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Granted - You order too many and your house is crushed. I wish to give Eris oceans of pure oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 granted: eris' low gravity means all the oxygen. . . evaporates? what's the right term here? I wish for all pendulum clocks to be off by 5.78 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted Monday at 12:55 AM Share Posted Monday at 12:55 AM Granted. All pendulum clocks, everywhere on the earth have their pendulum arms lengthened in such a way to subtly alter their respective oscillation so that a detectable error of 5.78 second occurs. But all things considered, we are already 1/4 the way through the 21st Century! Who still uses pendulum clocks for precision time keeping? I wish that all clocks using crystal oscillators to be off by 5.78 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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