timmy kerman Posted Friday at 10:15 AM Share Posted Friday at 10:15 AM (edited) Granted. Your eyes have however exchanged refresh rate for quality and so can only see in 12 frames per second. Permanently. I wish that I hadn’t made this particular wish. Edited Friday at 10:16 AM by timmy kerman forgot my wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Friday at 11:38 AM Share Posted Friday at 11:38 AM Not granted: you didn’t say new page:( i wish that money grew on trees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted Friday at 04:51 PM Share Posted Friday at 04:51 PM Granted. I mean, it already does. Technically, paper money is made of a combination of fabric and paper, both of which can be made from trees. So...yeah, no corruption needed here. Unless, of course, you don't stop cutting them all down to make more money. Oh, you didn't stop! Now you've eliminated the primary means by which CO2 is recycled into oxygen, thereby killing the entirety of the planet's life. Way to go! I wish money DIDN'T grow on trees, but rather could be planted and harvested like potatoes, or carrots. Oh, I made a funny! Money, carrots (karats)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Friday at 10:04 PM Share Posted Friday at 10:04 PM Granted: Money is made from plastic, which comes from oil, which comes out of the ground. Planting it won't do much unless you are in the Narnia that was just starting in the novel "The Magicians Nephew." I wish they made the Magicians Nephew into a Movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Friday at 11:42 PM Share Posted Friday at 11:42 PM 6 hours ago, Scarecrow71 said: Granted. I mean, it already does. Technically, paper money is made of a combination of fabric and paper, both of which can be made from trees. No, I live in canada, which means that cutting down trees has no effect, as we have plastic money. . . Mwahaha Granted: A new documentary is created on Houdini's nephew I wish that anything the simpsons predicts comes true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Saturday at 01:08 AM Share Posted Saturday at 01:08 AM (edited) Uh no. That already happens i refuse to let more temporal incursions happen. The timeline cries enough! Have a kitkat instead! i wish to see why the pickle pickled pickles 190803072025 Edited Saturday at 01:08 AM by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Saturday at 01:30 AM Share Posted Saturday at 01:30 AM Granted: the secrets of the universe are revealed, and you fall in to a black hole… no wait that’s Interstellar i wish I had time to watch paint dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Saturday at 10:41 AM Share Posted Saturday at 10:41 AM Granted: You learn to multitask and watch paint dry while landing on Dres. I wish to get on with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Saturday at 11:36 AM Share Posted Saturday at 11:36 AM It gets on but leaves you behind. i wish to never have to deal with certain things 053603082025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Saturday at 01:29 PM Share Posted Saturday at 01:29 PM (edited) granted: you never have to deal with certain things, but I get to choose what those things are. I wish that interstellar 2 was made Edited Saturday at 01:30 PM by Royale37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Saturday at 02:50 PM Share Posted Saturday at 02:50 PM Granted but it breaks reality. I wish i could remove certain…things from certain places of gathering. 085003082025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinby Kerman Posted Sunday at 04:56 AM Share Posted Sunday at 04:56 AM Granted, you remove certain, singular atoms (still useful if you know what you're doing) I wish for no more homework. yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Sunday at 06:53 AM Share Posted Sunday at 06:53 AM Granted: Now you spend 20 hrs a day at school. I wish IVA's built themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Sunday at 12:58 PM Share Posted Sunday at 12:58 PM Granted. Your Individual Voluntary Agreement with your creditors on your debt is self generating at 3,000,000,000,000% interest. i wish i could forget certain people exist. 075803092025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Sunday at 02:46 PM Share Posted Sunday at 02:46 PM Granted: Your memory is completely erased, you are a clean slate. I wish for a show called Muster Cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Sunday at 03:26 PM Share Posted Sunday at 03:26 PM You get Mustard Kats, the radical condiment team. i wish thanos blipped me. 102503092025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted Sunday at 03:28 PM Share Posted Sunday at 03:28 PM Granted. You are the only one who gets blipped. Turns out, you are the only one who needed to be blipped. That's right, the universe settles into symmetry and harmony once you are gone. You are the lynchpin, apparently. I wish the DC movies were as good as the Marvel movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Sunday at 04:43 PM Share Posted Sunday at 04:43 PM The winds tell me of a sourceless wish for a DC movie universe to rival marvel. I grant you sourceless sound a DC universe built on Amazons Attack! and only on Amazons Attack! i wish to find Tzimisce and stand at the side of Noriz as his childer. 114303092025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted yesterday at 07:02 AM Share Posted yesterday at 07:02 AM Granted: You get turned to stone so that you may stand there for eternity. I wish that fun was more important than rivalry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted yesterday at 03:21 PM Share Posted yesterday at 03:21 PM Granted, but the only way to have fun is to be involved in a rivalry. I wish to be the living embodiment of awesomeness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted yesterday at 04:24 PM Share Posted yesterday at 04:24 PM Granted. You become a real world version of Little Bear. i wish to be proud of the next act i see at ren faire 112403102025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Granted: You see someone put rubbish in a bin. I wish he who can't be named lasts less than 100 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago Lorde Voldemort says hello. And he lasted more than 100 days. i wish my throat didnt hurt 102203112025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbejans Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago granted: your stomach hurts instead. i wish my nose wouldn't clog when i am about to go to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago Granted! You never sleep again as you arrive st infinite insomnia i wish for the first wish i ever wished here. 105003112025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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