Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it only becomes well known to turtles.

I wish that I had the best thing ever.

[MGUARN]

Granted ,and that was you nation in bloc being attack by every single nation in the game of Bloc.

I wish that the United States of Kerbin to be free of communism.

[rewdew2]

Granted, but there is a massive economic collapse and the space program gets shut down for good.

I wish, that i could type faster

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but improves by 10 milli-seconds

I wish for a muffin.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is shaped like a trollface that spits acid at you.

I wish that I came up with my own original game, Halve Lyef, with my own original character, a theoretical sci-fientest named Gorden Freechman, as the protagonist.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but you get stalked by the G-string man.

I wish for life-sized Kerbal plushies.

Edited June 15, 2013 by Felsmak

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but it burns up due to high flamablity

I wish for a muffin.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but YOU are the muffin. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

I wish for some prophetical alphabet soup.

[Trekkette]

Granted, but it's Cassandra brand and no one believes it

I wish I had a water buffalo.

[MGUARN]

Granted you have a buffalo made of water hope it below freezing.

I wish for a muffin.

[(An Original Name)]

Nope.

I wish for the cake from Portal.

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but are you sure you want to eat it it contains cement.

I wish for a muffin for mlp.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is rejected by them. Why did you think that the Mice who Like Pudding conglomerate would accept a muffin?

I wish that I could see into the future.

[Shadow Lane]

Granted, that is a horrible fate.

I wish for someone to tell me what Bloc is.

[Bobhendly]

Granted, Ich mag Käse, und Sie wurden paradoxed, becaused Sie nie gesagt ENGLISH!

I wish that its Not butter.

Edited June 16, 2013 by Bobhendly

[Felsmak]

Granted. You will get a horrible surprise the next time you eat a sandwich.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Bobhendly]

Granted, but the Dragon Bit the arm that fed it, and you Died.

I wish that It IS REAL BUTTAR! (Paradox!)

[Milo Kurtiss]

Granted, you have real butter in a fake tub.

I wish that in 10 years time, robots would be everywhere. In the house, in the street and in the workplace.

[Kerbface]

Granted, but none of them work and they just litter the place so that nobody can move. Also, they're all robot vacuum cleaners.

I wish I had the ability to fly at will.

[Trekkette]

Granted, but it's at the will of a cranky 3 year old. Have fun~

I wish for there to be no rain for two weeks

[POTKC]

Granted. At the end of the two weeks, all the rain that WOULD have fallen in that time falls on your head at the same time.

I wish I was AWSSOMEANZNNSMIMANABIXJH!!!!!!!!!!

[Trekkette]

Granted, but it's its own corruption.

I wish for blue skies with fluffy white clouds

[POTKC]

Granted. The clouds look white and fluffy, but they are actually REALLY EVIL...

I wish Trekkette was stuck in my basement together with a *slightly* mad chipmunk...

[redwolfy]

granted the chipmunk suffered an implosion killing you but somehow not trekkette

i wish that i didn't just miss everything while i was on holiday.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, now everything that you missed comes back at you at around 100 mph.

I wish that I sneaked into Area 51.