LeonG17 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Granted, people now can't resist but eat your hands now. Have fun!I wish for this wish to be corrupted but not corrupted at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Granted. Vanilla and Cinnamon that has been in the sewer for an hour.I wish I could finally launch BobCat's Ares V without any staging errors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Granted, it's staging now works perfectly. If only the rocket as a whole did the same, as all of the staging actions are now along the lines of ejecting all of the fuel, engines, payload, or maybe even all 3!As for Leon's wish: Granted. Absolutely nothing at all happens.I wish for some mini ninja robots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMason Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Granted. Unfortunately, you will never actually know if they are there, for they are ninjas.I wish for a Longbow and some arrows, and not one of those cheap child's toys with the sucker arrows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfy Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 granted you shoot yourselfi wish that you (the reader) would irreversibly turn into a cow . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Needles_10 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) NINJA'D...Granted, but I have a mirror. That wish works like Medusa's stone stare, ya know.I wish for RogueMason to start work on his next big story. Edited June 20, 2013 by Needles_10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Granted, but since I'm too lazy to find out who he is, I'll just interpret him as a psychotic maniac who likes writing stories about a rouge guy who specializes in masonry making. His newest story literally bores everyone to death by proxy.I wish for a Ferrari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirrobert Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 You get hit by a FerrariI wish a personal genie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Granted, but he doesn't come out of his bottle i wish for a SRB jetpack to ride places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) Granted, but this is physically impossible since you cannot "ride" places. The SRB jetpack also is powered by mustard.I wish that I had a space cruise ship. Edited June 21, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkinator Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Granted, but the nuclear storm drive engines fail, causing the ship to fall out of the sky and annihilate the whole planet. (reference alert)I wish for a TARDIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deep Space Kraken Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Granted but its broken I wish for a fish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you are the fish, and you are in the process of being battered and cooked... Wait, haven't I seen this wish grant before?I wish for some kandy. Edited June 21, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unWinged Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Wait, haven't I seen this wish grant before?That was my first or second wish here.I wish for some kandy.Granted, you receive a Kandy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kandy). You are puppet major after China invaded Sri Lanka. Because of that everybody there hates you. And because you are just puppet you have no actual power. Rising demands from China and people of Kandy are causing a lot of stress for you which causes major health issues. TL,DR: You got your city, nice house and a car. But you are to stressed to enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMason Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 NINJA'D...Granted, but I have a mirror. That wish works like Medusa's stone stare, ya know.I wish for RogueMason to start work on his next big story.Now now, no need to worry, I've begun writing it. However, I still have a lot to do in-game before it's done, so stay tuned Granted, but since I'm too lazy to find out who he is... -snip-TADA! Anyway, let's see here... hold on, no wish to grant? ARGH! WHAT NOW?Err, I wish for this coolant equipment, because I'm too hot at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones-250 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Granted. In exchange you are lauched into the sun.I wish for a StuG III Ausf. G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unWinged Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) Anyway, let's see here... hold on, no wish to grant? ARGH! WHAT NOW?Err, I wish for this coolant equipment, because I'm too hot at the moment I forgot to write my wish... I have troubles with making new ones, but corrupting them is fun As for that cooling equipment: you got one.Prototype of new, super cooling one. Only problem is that it cools you be spraying liquid nitrogen on you...I don't now what constructors where thinking while making it...Anyway it has safety mechanism: small thermometer in your [censored], spraying stops when your body temperature falls below 35 degree Celsius...Refreshing, isn't it?I wish for a StuG III Ausf. G.Granted: it's paper model in 1/35 scale.I wish for mess in my room to clean itself (but without loosing my stuff, or it being damaged!) Edited June 21, 2013 by unWinged ninja'd :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you are counted as mess when you enter your room and you are "cleaned" up out of existence.I wish for a cake that may or may not be a lie. Edited June 21, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unWinged Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I wish for a cake that may or may not be a lie.Granted, you receive Schrödinger's cake. But it's that kind you dislike the most...I wish for Flying Castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceshipFood Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) Granted. Gravity sneaks up on you.I wish for a glass of Clean, drinkable water. (don't forget the ice cubes, made of clean water as well ) Edited June 21, 2013 by SpaceshipFood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Granted, but you die when you drink it because the water was mixed in with bleach to clean it I wish that the Kerbals were better at spaceflight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Granted,but it is microwaved before being served turning it into steam.I wish for a falcon 9 1.1 rocket to be my personal limo from the earth to the moon and back( with Elon Musk as a chauffeur)Corrupt that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirrobert Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Granted,but it is microwaved before being served turning it into steam.I wish for a falcon 9 1.1 rocket to be my personal limo from the earth to the moon and back( with Elon Musk as a chauffeur)Corrupt that!You don't get itI wish for people to stop necroing here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Kurtiss Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Granted, but the thread quickly becomes filled with off topic banter and has to be closed.I wish that I could get my head around the basics of modeling stuff in unity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirrobert Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Granted. You spend 10 years studying Unity. You now know every in and out of the engine, but noone uses it anymoreI wish I could get out of this designerblock and finally get a proper Kethane miner to the Mun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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