Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is stolen by the Cookie Monster's secret cookie taskforce.

I wish for a personal jet.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. It flies perfectly until landing which the top rips off sucking you out at flight level 250 causing a long long fall.

I wish for a 1 foot hole.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is caused by a large chunk of your torso suddenly and violently detaching from the rest of it for no apparent reason.

I wish for a bottomless pit for throwing my enemies into. And that I cannot fall in.

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but it is a endless pit filled with muffins.

I wish for 42 muffins

[The Deep Space Kraken]

Granted but they come to life and turn into a giant muffin monster.

I wish for a really fast car.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you get carsick when you drive too fast, causing your car to swerve out of control and into a giant vat of hydrochloric acid inside of a oddly placed acid factory.\

I wish for a big fan so I can blow all of my enemies away.

[Henri von Braun]

Granted. It's a fan that has a radius of 5 centimeters. Now look at that kind of size, huh.

I wish Stephane Grappelli had been my violin teacher

[EinsteinDaNinja]

Granted...oh wait, sorry. It's only her twin who knows nothing about violin...and you've already signed the contract for the rest of the year.

I wish for the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

[unWinged]

I wish for the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Granted, it's 42. It's corrupted well enough

I wish for more time to do things.

[Gojira]

Granted, but the extra things you do are work related.

I wish I was Jeb.

[Kerbal01]

Granted, but your jebebebibiah, his cousin.

i wish for a hotdog.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is so hot that it ignites the atmosphere, incinerating everything above ground on Earth.

I wish for a kitten gun.

[classyjakey]

Granted, you point it in the wrong way and die.

I wish for a jeb toy.

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted, it straps you to a booster and shoots you into orbit.

I wish my aunt's computer had KSP.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. It was running windows 98 so it can't run KSP

I wish to go back in time and stop the Russians to lose the space race

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, now the Space Race ends in a stalemate, further increasing Cold War tensions, causing a massive nuclear war.

I wish for a Sopper Suunic Transport aircraft.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

There is no such thing so you didn't get it

I wish to go back in time to hide in the Apollo capsule with spacesuit and put a Canadian flag on the moon

[Weegee]

Granted, but you forgot a spacesuit.

I wish for a bagel.

[SuperWeegee4000]

It's so covered in sesame seeds that it's like the saltine challenge to try and eat it.

I wish for immunity from ninja'ing.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are sadly not immune from the other form of ninja'ing, and you are silently killed when ninjas assassinate you.

I wish for a Super Sonic Transport aircraft. (what, could you guys not read l33tspeak? )

[Weegee]

Granted, but you forgot the MOAR STRUTS rule and it falls apart.

I wish for a peanut butter and nutella sandwich.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but it's spoiled and has antimatter particles in it. Dare to eat it?

I wish for laxatives.

[Weegee]

Antimatter nutella... sounds delicious.

Granted, but you uhhh... explode.

I wish I didn't have too many toasters.

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. Suddenly you lose your job and you wish you had those surplus toasters....

I wish for Waluigi Time.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Apparently it turns out that "Waluigi Time" is actually the forbidden secret password to activate and launch all the nuclear missiles from around the world, targeting anyone who dares to say it until that person and everyone who is near it gets reduced to atoms. Get yourself, your house, your neighborhood, and everything in a 10-mile radius ready to be pelted by hundreds and thousands of nuclear warheads any time from now. And all of these will be your fault, due to activating Waluigi Time.

I wish for time skip.