Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's still a lie, then you throw every curse words you can ever imagine to GLaDOS and you eventually commit suicide by decapitating yourself using portals because of depression.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it never gets answered because it gets ninja'd.

I wish for some hot sauce.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. But it was so hot it burnt the sun causing a black hole that destroyed all of the Milky Way.

I wish for a fire

[Leonov]

Granted, But we didnt start the fire. It was always burning since the world was turning.

I wish for a better mouse trap.

[Devo]

Granted, But we didnt start the fire. It was always burning since the world was turning.

I wish for a better mouse trap.

Granted, but you know when you put that boardgame together, there will be a piece missing OK?

I wish for a Cold beer, I'm a simple man.

[Sirrobert]

Granted. It's frozen solid

I wish there was something good on TV

[Bioman222]

Granted, but your TV disipears before it is on.

I wish for a cream soda. They always hit the spot. Oh, and do something more creative than it being poisoned

[allmappedout]

granted, but it's actually fizzy cream.

I wish for it to stop raining.

[Bioman222]

Granted, it stops raining for 5 years around the whole Earth.

I wish for an awesome amount of support for the International Space Science Organization

[billybobsatan]

Granted, but it crashes into a major city because all the funding went to a Papa Johns module.

I wish I had infinite Nuttela.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but it's in another universe

I wish that people acctually read my wish before responding to it.

[Sirrobert]

People now read even less

I wish for my mod to do what I want

[ninjakids]

Granted, but it becomes sentiant and kills all humans on earth.

I wish I had a pie.

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish my iPad had a longer battery life.

[Sirrobert]

Granted. To save batterys it no longer plays music

I wish for icecream

[Bioman222]

Granted. It is made of worms and human flesh. Oh, you said ice cream, not I scream.

I wish for a faster computer.

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. You have to pay for it and set it up.

I wish for a real moon rover.

[Sirrobert]

Granted. It's on the moon. You are not

I wish for food

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is the actual moon rover that was used on Apollo 15 that you somehow stole. You try and keep it a secret, but it is eventually confiscated by the US, and, more importantly, you are taken into custody and interrogated forever on how you were able to get the rover in the first place.

Now for Sirrobert's wish: Granted, but it is all inside you. ALL of the food. Ever made. Anywhere. Ever.

I wish that my laptop's keyboard was more intuitive

[SGT_RIZZO300]

I wish that my laptop's keyboard was more intuitive

Granted but all of the keys are in another language.

I wish I could ride nyan cat to mars while eating bacon.

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted, but you forget your space suit and Nyan Cat eats the bacon.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I wish for SuperWeegee4000 to have a wish

[Needles_10]

Granted. You don't corrupt any more wishes.

I wish for a summer break which has more time to relax. Seriously, I have to do things 5 out of 7 days per week, just like a school week.

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. You have to move to Alaska and give up electronics, however.

I wish I didn't keep forgetting to make a wish.

[SGT_RIZZO300]

Granted. You have to move to Alaska and give up electronics, however.

I wish I didn't keep forgetting to make a wish.

Granted but they always turn out worse than expected.

I wish my dog was glow in the dark. (because why not)