Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[mavlymax]

Granted, but you can't use it because it is fake

I wish USS Enterprise (Star Trek) was real

[OrbitusII]

Granted, but it is infested with Xenos, so you may not want to go on board...

How does this sort of thing even happen?

I wish for a working NES

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is in actuality a Famicom, and it has region lock so that it can only work in Japan.

I wish for a Dinner Blaster.

[Joil]

Granted, but you make a waffle so big that it crushes you

I wish that I could dance

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Granted, but you only dance terrible dances.

I wish constellation program still existed.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the Space Launch System program still exists too, depriving NASA of funds to operate either space program.

I wish that everyone knew the Bagel Song.

[bigyihsuan]

Granted, but the second they learned it, they forgot it.

I wish Touhou was more popular.

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Granted, but now there are 40 year old men making the fanbase really awkward.

I wish chess was faster paced.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is now played like checkers.

I wish for nothing.

[Agent30632]

Granted. You get Space

I wish for all the money in the world! Muahahaha!!!!

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Yes, but the money is suddenly useless because no one has any except for you. So it is worth the approximate value of monopoly money!

I wish we had nuclear fusion.

[Galacticruler]

Granted, but it creates a fuel hungy star in the first power plant that goes supernova in seconds due to a lack of fuel.

[(An Original Name)]

Not granted.

I wish for a giant balloon.

[minerman30]

Granted, but the balloon carries you up 50,000 feet in the air before popping, causing you to hit the ground at around 200 mph.

I wish to meet Jeb.

[bigyihsuan]

Granted, but you get rammed by one of his SRBs.

I wish for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish.

[AustralianFries]

Granted. I don't need to corrupt this, its already corrupt.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you stop caring about all of your tasks that you previously were lazy about, causing you to not do them in the first place.

I wish that my A/C was more effective at cooling my house down in the 110+ °F temperatures outside

[AustralianFries]

Granted. Not gonna corrupt it cause I have the same problem (it's 110+ where I live, too).

I wish .21 would pass quality assurance and come out tomorrow, bug free.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. All KSP Sites and forums go down for 21.43 thousand years

I wish for the earths rotation to slow down by 0.000000001%

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. A day is now 30 hours longer than before, screwing up your circadian rythm.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted to the maximum level by anyone who happened to corrupt this (get lengthy and creative!).

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. I don't need to explain why

I wish to kill Kim Jong-Un

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but he is replaced with another dictator who is just as bad as him. (No really, that's what would probably happen if and when Kim Jong-Un is removed from power. )

I wish for some Kerbal Koffee.

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[Galacticruler]

Granted, but they forgot the creamer and sugar.

I wish I was a Djinn.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you look like a stereotypical one.

I wish for some Duck Tape.

[AustralianFries]

Granted. It's made out of duck skin.

I wish for struts.