Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now your town is so windy that your still feel cold when you go outside.

I wish for a banana split.

Edited July 12, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[Tangle]

Granted. A banana heads for your face at high speeds, breaking apart when it hits.

I wish that transferring computers from New York to California and back didn't take two weeks.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, now transferring data from the internet between New York and California takes two weeks.

I wish that I had a Space Ship (And I mean an actual ship in space).

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. It breaks immediatly

I wish for the Space Shuttle to have been shut down much earlier

[exbyde]

granted but rain now freezes at 72 degrees, bringing year-long snow and hail

I wish for a tank

[Tangle]

A broken tank of liquid helium with bullet holes in it you say? Okay!

I wish for there to be a such thing as creepypasta repellant.

[exbyde]

There is now a repellent for abnormal and frightening spaghetti

I wish i could control the power of a thunderstorm

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but thunderstorms now can control the power of you too, creating a colossal stalemate.

I wish that Google had never bought YouTube.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. Nothing would of changed from the old youtube, but you are still stuck with the new Channel layout

I wish for the US, and the 2 African countries that still use the imperial system to convert to Metric

[Designer225]

Granted, but they need Metric experts and that cost them astronomical amount of cash.

I wish for a meteorite that falls to Mt. St. Helen. (See if you can be creative!)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but this causes semi-sentient space giraffes to be alerted to the massive amount of volcano...ness that is located on Mt. St. Helen, causing it to be magically teleported away back to the dimension to the left down Universe St. What, randomness counts as creativity

I wish that my glasses would never get dirty.

[Designer225]

Granted, your shirt got dirty.

I wish for an asteroid hitting the Sun! (Again, creativity test!)

And very funny, (An Original Name).

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but your body, mind, and eyes are now dirty as a consequence. And that your glasses now can be broken down by the slightest force, effectively making them disposable, thus forcing you to buy and carry lots of them wherever you go. Oh - and you need to be triple careful about it! Ninja'd -.-

Granted. An asteroid is now on the way to the sun for a planned impact. For some reason, it went to Earth's orbit, and the asteroid isn't an asteroid at all, but a massive spaceship disguised as an asteroid, and they then proceed to wage war on the humanity for a few months. After finding you, they then bring you inside their asteroid-disguised spaceship, leave Earth's sphere of influence, and proceed for a full-speed suicide dive into the sun, Icarus-style, killing you and the unknown alien race piloting the ship in the process.

I wish for ascension.

Edited July 13, 2013 by Flixxbeatz

[Designer225]

Granted, but your body, mind, and eyes are now dirty as a consequence. And that your glasses now can be broken down by the slightest force, effectively making them disposable, thus forcing you to buy and carry lots of them wherever you go. Oh - and you need to be triple careful about it!

I wish for ascension.

Granted, but you get explosion instead.

I wish for an asteroid hitting the Sun and Mercury. Simutaneously! (Creativity everyone!)

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Same as above, but in an alternate reality scenario: The asteroid can actually split into two! After they get you to board the ship, they then proceed to cut you in half, just below your hip. Your body parts would then be transferred into two ships, one each, and then the "asteroid" split itself into two - one going on a suicide dive to the Sun, the other to Mercury, and also destroying the ship and killing everyone on-board in the process. Oh - and also tearing Mercury a new bung hole in the process, too!

I wish for immortality without any side effects.

[Designer225]

Granted, but you will still hurt when injured or beaten.

I wish for an alternative scenario of asteroid into interstellar space. And no more spaceship-piing! (Still creativity, please!)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but all that has changed from the previous scenario is the fact that the asteroid on a course for interstellar space now has a cute little blue hat.

I wish for a hammer so that I can break writers block.

Edited July 13, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[Designer225]

Granted, but when you did, you got arrested!

I wish for an asteroid orbiting the black hole. (See if you can be creative... again!)

[AustralianFries]

Granted. The asteroid gets sucked into it. The end. *Cough*

I wish for a spoon.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is actually a spork.

I wish for a dinoasaur themed X-20 Dyna-Soar.

[Designer225]

Granted, but you become food of the dinosaur.

I wish for something else.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you get something different instead.

I wish for a giant rock.

(and if you don't know what a wish is referencing, just put the relevant parts of it into google for more information )

[Designer225]

Granted. You have to move to Siberia to see the rock (or is it meteorite?) because the rock is too heavy and is completely implanted to the surface of Earth.

I wish for a small rock.

[AustralianFries]

Granted, but when the rock appears after wishing for it, it lands in your mouth; you choke on it and die.

I wish for a spoon, again.

[Designer225]

Granted, but you get a spoon-spork that is more spork than spoon.

I wish for a rock that burns up in the atmosphere... (Too much rock stuff... Must... Stop...)