Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. They are delivered to your house and costs 500, 000$ each. No returns

I wish for myself to stop playing Cookie Clicker

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted. You have never had a grandma.

I wish for some leaves and sticks which I shall arrange into my favorite color.

[Dart980]

Granted, but they are explosive

I wish 0.22 comes out next week withot bugs.

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[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but it is iOS exclusive.

I wish to be a creative whizkid.

[KC5SDY]

Granted. You were just sent to prison for being too creative and hacking M$'s big servers.

I wish for smarter kids.

[M.Wolfy]

granted, because I'm technically one

I wish Dementors from harry potter would stop haunting me...

[Dart980]

Granted, they already hunted you.

I wish stock Kethane for 0.22 (true wish).

[Sir_Tramalot]

Granted, but Kethane can only be found ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN!

I wish for a space time infinite loop paradox!

[KC5SDY]

Granted. You are stuck in the 5 second loop of you falling down the stairs.

I wish KSP loaded quicker.

[nettcod]

Granted, all of the parts are removed, now it loads quicker!

I wish 0.22 was out already.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but it's released in its present condition: riddled with bugs and general incompleteness.

I wish for more apple cider.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, it gets you wasted upon drinking a cup of it.

I wish Cartoon Network realized that "Uncle Grandpa" was a stupid idea

[TheHockeyPlayer]

Granted, but they start promoting Adventure Time instead.

I wish Adventure Time was a better show.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but then Ed Edd n Eddy makes a comeback, and squashes Adventure Time

I wish Microsoft had more employees

[Captain Sierra]

Granted. They have enough people to start a war . . . and they all hate apple.

[Dart980]

Granted but the Kraken hides your wish so I can't see what is.

I wish more types of RCS stock.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but they are so complex you cannot remember even just one.

I wish for the exciting clouds in the sky. (Reference? References?)

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but then it rains acid rain.

I wish to take acid while watching Animeme

[Dart980]

Granted because you drink it.

I wish the NERVA worked as planned in real life.

[Bioman222]

Granted. It all works out, but one gets dropped on your house.

I wish for a BBQ chicken sandwich.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but it is poisoned and kills you when you eat it.

I wish to remove this wish

[Dart980]

Granted, your wish now is that a nuke falls in your head and it's granted without corrupting.

I wish a fuel generator.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but it is inefficient and broken

I wish people would know what i mean when i say "i wish to remove this wish"

[Bioman222]

Granted, but it causes a rip in the space-time continuum.

I wish for less paradoxes.

[Rage097]

Granted. one less paradox exists in this universe. but thinking about it still hurts your head.

I wish people would remember me ;_;