austin4050 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Granted, however when you ride a boat over, there is an earthquake sucking you to the core of the earth.I wish I had a protective shield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted; its your skin; it only protects you from microscopic threatsI wish for drinking to be legal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austin4050 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 granted you can only drink poison.I wish to be rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 (edited) Granted, but someone steals it shortly after.I wish the internet was free of viruses, trolls, and offensive insults towards innocent people. Edited December 20, 2013 by quasarrgames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimlad 42 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 granted. You are now rich in Chlorine trifluoride, which... Well... http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2008/02/26/sand_wont_save_you_this_time.phpYeah...I wish for a wish.Edit: Dang it, ninja'd. Okay, the internet is now gone.I still wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted. The wish was to explode very violently and painfully. This wish was not corrupted.I wish to explode very violently and painfully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowslayer72 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 granted, it falls on your head and kills you on impact.i wish i was athletic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimlad 42 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted. But we sort of lost you in the Canadian vending machine warehouse. So we just blew one of them up at random.I wish to be a zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you are killed by Alice.I wish that anything i said would happen instantaneously, and could never harm me. Edited November 17, 2013 by quasarrgames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowslayer72 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 wish granted but the handsomely charming, awesome, stylish, intelligent, athletic, heroic protagonist (me) kills you with a spoon.i wish for a zombie apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted. A man then runs up to you and shoots(Didn't wish for the man to shoot, therefore you are killed)I wish for me to not take things to literally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltac Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted, you now live in the gutter. Literally.I wish for wet noodles and sea monsters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowslayer72 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 granted, but a sea monster releases a gas onto the shore that continues on and eventually makes the entire world air supply smell like bad breath.i wish i was a super hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 17, 2013 Author Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted, but it's all a big conspiracy and you don't actually get any powers.I wish I was alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spacemonkey Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted, but instantly got mistaken for a dead body and was buried alive.I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted, but.I wish for misty mountains cold... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimlad 42 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 *Starts singing it in head* "Far over, the misty mountains cold, to dungeons deep, and caverns old." Oh, right, wish. Granted. You now own the misty mountains cold. It's about... Let's see... http://what-if.xkcd.com/57/ (second to last one, the first in space) Aimed to hit your house.I wish for a chain-chomp to love me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted, I love you too much, so it eat you.I wish to have some soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 17, 2013 Author Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted, but you did not specify the size. Enjoy your 1mL beaker of soup. It might be poisoned, too; we're not sure.I wish for some chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowslayer72 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 wish granted, your dog eats it.i wish to rule the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 17, 2013 Author Share Posted November 17, 2013 Joke's on you; I don't have a dog! xDGranted, but you are assassinated within the first three seconds of your reign.I wish for a chat with death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Damn ninjas.Death isn't real. Therefore the wish in question cannot happenI wish for my nightmares to be reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 17, 2013 Author Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted... except they're a thousand times more terrifying and extensive than they were in your head.I wish to be Death himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted, but death has no philosophy, so you must surrender your privilege to be a philosophical moderator.therefore you have no meaning.I wish I had a death book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 17, 2013 Author Share Posted November 17, 2013 Granted, but it only kills you.I wish I was a poet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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