Boosterspice Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Granted, but nothing is compatible with it. Not. A. Single. Program!I wish I could program(@vexx32: hats off mate, great corruption of a nonexistent wish) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Granted, but a serious bug in your program causes your computer to melt down.I wish it wasn't too late to add a wish to my last post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Granted, but your wish was to melt in the heart of a volcano. Quasi-paradox!I wish that all cell phone plans were free, just like how some TV stations are free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted, Verizon Wireless goes bankrupt; happy now?I wish for chocolate rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted, ultimate chaos then happen (do you've been thinking of what I'm currently thinkin of?)I wish for a un-poissoned tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 granted, but the cup's poisoned (to the touch). I wish that the person who grants my wish sees this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drone487 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted now everyone speaks this wayI wish for a way not to cheat sci points when im desperate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Revenger1 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted, but it gives very little science. It also requires destroying whole ships.I wish that people would post full posts in this game, not forgetting to corrupts someone wish, or forgetting to make a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted. A person, unfortunately named "People," now posts in this thread.I wish for a spoon that is slightly bent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted, but all else you eat for breakfast is poisoned.I wish for a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 21, 2013 Author Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted, but it becomes a self-inflicted curse of the worst kind.I wish for some sleeeeeeeeep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted. It's in the form of a life-long coma.I wish this wish gets corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted, but your computer is corrupted as wellI wis for a trip to amsterdam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted. But your bus breaks down and you have to walk home, during a blizzard. I wish for a robotic minion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted. It's a roomba.I wish for a robotic minion which is fully loyal to me that I can order to kill moderators on this forum (So I can bribe them) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted. The mods rebel against you and use the unholy power of the Banhammer to destroy it, and you.I wish for another forum purge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFGfreak Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted, every acount with a mudkip is deleted, and only them.I wish Vexx32's next wish corruption didn't involve the killing, maiming, disfiguring, or any other bodily, emotional or mental harm on wisher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drone487 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted his next wish will be way worse than all of that combinedI wish for pork rinds to rain instead of snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted, but the smell outside becomes unbearable a few days after every "snow"I wish that admins could stop being so abusive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 *gasp* You dare defy the absolute and just authority of the mods?!?!?!Granted. they are even more abusive.I wish for a minor infraction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 21, 2013 Author Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted, but we grind you to a pulp as well for daring to anger the gods.I wish people would quit tempting fate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted. Now they aren't tempting anything. Even breathingI wish for a soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted, but it's a ginger's.I wish for [REDACTED INFORMATION] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted. In the end, the meaning of life is *ERROR CODE 55340. PLEASE CONTACT SUPPORT FOR MORE INFORMATION*I wish for this steam purchase to stop being stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted. Every other purchase you make is now stupid.I wish i can haz cheezburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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