asdfCYBER Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Granted. But why would you want a non-existing sword?I wish I could play KSP with all popular mods, without setting down framerates and texture quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Granted. You can play KSP with mods. Woo hoo.I wish I had a roll of Duct Tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerMitch Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, You're so happy you got it you tape your friend to the wall. He's not your friend anymore.I wish for a Ferrari. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordanpumah Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Granted, but ferraris suck, so ti breaks down, like ALL the others have and willI wish I had a rocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Granted. It is lodged in your intestines, and about to fire.I wish dubstep wasn't so derned catchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 Granted; it's not. It never was. You are living a lie.I wish I had some chocolate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 It contains maggotsI wish people stopped screaming at me on facepunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Granted, instead, they came to your house slapped you.I wish I get straight A's on my report card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Granted. They straightened out the A's into lines, so it looks like you were exempted from getting grades at all when you just see dashes in your grade slots. Because you apparently got no grades, you don't graduate, never find a job, and die penniless.I wish for burning paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palioxis1248 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Granted. Your desk catches fire and burns your house down.I wish for Kerbal plushies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Granted, they launch an assault on Merritt Island and commandeer Cape Canaveral/JFK Space Centre.I wish to be King of The Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Granted. You now sell propane and propane accessories.I wish everyone got that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Granted, it's no longer funny and becomes useless.I wish for a portal gun (anyone guess how I want it corrupted?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted. Glados forces you to shoot it at the mun, and then a second portal at your feet. You die in space, lonely and without air or friends.I wish I can win the spore contest I am entered in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerMitch Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted, you and someone else's names get mixed up, and the other guy ends up the winner.I wish I could play video games UNINTERRUPTED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted. You can only play E.T. for the Atari.I wish I was kewl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palioxis1248 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted, but because the wish-granter has no idea who or what kewl is, it is simply your name that is changed to Kewl.I wish I could understand what kewl means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted. It's 42.I wish to abandon my current forme and change into another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 26, 2014 Author Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted. You are now a Slug.I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerman30 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted. You can't control where you fly, and get sucked into a jet turbine.I wish I was playing KSP right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 granted (so do i)i wish for a supercomputer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted. Your shipment of a superman-themed low-specs computer is now on its way.I wished to revert back to my human forme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted. But there is a minor unspecified error and you end up as the opposite gender while the machine is badly damaged from the string of malfunctions and cannot change you back. I wish I had a tank of helium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 26, 2014 Author Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted, but it happens to be an accidental replacement of your oxygen tank on a diving expedition. You do not notice the error until you are deep underwater, and the first air tank is already empty. Play with the fishes until Death has time for you.I wish I had a scythe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted. But it is a priceless artifact well over 250 years old. The blade is rusted and the handle rotten, if you try to lift it any higher than necessary to harvest wheat it will break and the falling blade will take a huge chunk out of your leg. I wish people used their scythes correctly- for harvesting crops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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