MaverickSawyer Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted, but you die afterwards.I wish for a supersonic ping pong ball air cannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted, at its top speed of mach 4 it slams into your face.I wish for a wish to wish when wishes to wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted. The wishy wish wish blasts into your face at Mach 10 while saying "wish".I wish that YouTube allowed you to watch a random video of a specified user. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately, someone hacks it to force you to view Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up."I wish the space shuttle was out of retirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted, but the funding comes from your bank and credit card accounts.I wish we could have more planets in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathsoul097 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted, but they are all several lightyears away, and floating point errors destroy anything you try to send to them.I wish for the SLS not to be a waste of NASA's budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted, but NASA comes up with a new monetary black hole of a project.I wish it was a little easier to get to Minmus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathsoul097 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted. It now orbits about 5km above kerbin's atmosphere.I wish there was a cure for everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted, but you'll die a preventable death before it's ready.I wish more people liked Nickleback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceman1999 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted , But they are trampled to death at their next concert by all of their new fans.I wish wishes could wish for fishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted. All wishes summon Lampreys and only LampreysI wish for a cup of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted, but the wishmaking fairy mistook dirt for coffee powder and your coffee is just boiled dirt in water.I wish for a solution that could wash anything, including problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted, everyone uses that solution to be better than youI wish I were a hacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted, you hack the PC of yourself and you get arrested for hacking.I wish for my KSP to not crash so often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted, but now it won't run at all.I wish for a million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Granted, but it turns out the Wishmaking Fairy was sent to prison for counterfeiting. So were you, and the government burned all your million dollars.I wish for a team of halfling servants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Granted. Due to your vague description of a 'halfling', you are given a half fish-half hamster servant that is pretty much incapable of doin anything.I wish for the ability to pay attention better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Granted. You now pay attention to a penny and can't stop paying attention to it. Your penny is extremely wealthy in Attention-Creds that it *cough cough* stole from you.I wish I could stuff monsters into bags whence they never come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Granted, but you have to let the cat out of the bag to do so.I wish for a better paying job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Granted. You are paid 6000... cents.I wish for cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Granted, have two. Two microcents that is!homely lady wishes waiting for their suns to cvome bakkc form the wair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Granted, but you can no longer spell.I wish for world peas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
last_user Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Granted, the Earth turns into peas.I wish the robots would stop killing me in Mann vs. Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Granted. Now dinosaurs are killing you in Mann vs. the Jurassic Era.I wish for a free, un-tampered with, landed, and fully fueled fighter jet (with a pilot's license). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Granted, but it's Russian, and you can't understand the controls.I wish conspiracy nuts weren't so stuck in their ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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