Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Tery215]

Granted. It's made of structural panels.

I wish for a pencil that made things real.

[Lord Aurelius]

I wish the launch tower was back in the game.

Granted. Unfortunately the genie granting the wish misunderstood and thought you wanted to launch the tower, so now it's a required base part on all vessels.

I wish that I had the power to take things out of video games and put them into reality.

Edit: Ninja'd.

Edited May 27, 2015 by Lord Aurelius

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. Since there's not game engine in our universe, they cannot exist in it anyway.

I wish my custom MTG cards could be legal... At least they're fair... somewhat...

[Fel]

Granted, yours, and everyone else's, custom MTG sets are now legal. Face the wrath of

"LAME-O"

When played, player instantly wins the game and the opponent must give him $20 and his entire deck.

I wish I was more the creative type

[Dspan_000]

Granted, But due to your creative skills you made a crossbow out of twine and cardboard and it snaped while pulled back and killed your friend

I wish to be a astronaut

[GreeningGalaxy]

You become an astronaut by profession, but every flight you're assigned to ends up getting cancelled for unrelated reasons. Eventually you resort to building very large model rockets, and end up getting fined for launching something exceedingly large without notifying air traffic control first.

I wish for glasses that allow me to see arbitrary wavelengths of light.

[Fel]

Granted, you now have prescription eye glasses and will have to wear them for the rest of your life

I wish the earth was flat

[WARodst10175]

Granted, but we are in the 2D.

I wish someone can make a good FPS mod.

[Ferdoni]

Granted. But your computer crashes running it and lits on fire, your house burns to the ground, including the savegames.

I wish I could be Jeb

[Postron]

Granted, you are stuck in orbit around Jool in a small capsule with only 200m/s of dv.

I wish I had the time to read this entire thread.

[FireFaced]

Granted, but one of the posts gives you a heart attack.

I wish I could meet a real kerbal.

[Ferdoni]

Granted, but he takes you to jool and got stuck in a orbit forever

I wish i could wish a thousand wishes

[theend3r]

Granted but it changes nothing. Everyone can wish a thousand wishes, they just usually don't come true.

I wish I could make any wish of mine come true exactly as I imagine it (i.e. no side effects).

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. There's no challenge, so no satisfaction.

I wish I could model in 4D. That'd be cool to look at.

[Fel]

Granted. There's no challenge, so no satisfaction.

I wish I could model in 4D. That'd be cool to look at.

You can, it's called animation ;p

I wish people would realize we live in the fourth dimension.

[Dman979]

Granted, but we now actually live in the first dimension.

I wish for apple pie.

[windows_x_seven]

Granted. The apple pie, however, was poisonous, and you died.

I wish for negative gravity.

[Dman979]

Granted. Your atoms push apart from each other and you disintegrate.

I wish for a non-harmful apple pie.

[windows_x_seven]

Granted. The pie, however, was alive, and it ran away from you.

I wish for kebab.

[Dman979]

Granted. You are put on a sharp stick and dangled over a fire.

I wish for Apple pie ala mode.

[windows_x_seven]

Granted. The apple pie, however, was poisonous, and you died.

SO ORIGINAL

I wish for vacuum.

[Dman979]

Granted. It cleans up all your messes, and you can't find anything.

I wish for non-sentient, harmless Apple Pie ála Mòde.

[Ethanadams]

granted but theres razors in it soe carfull

i wish every thing was 2d

[windows_x_seven]

Granted. In a 2D universe, however, there is no up or down, therefore you cannot go to space.

I wish for (SQRT 2)D universe.

[Deutherius]

Granted. The Universe compiler broke, since dimensions are declared integers, not floating point numbers.

I wish for my sleep deficit to be gone.