(An Original Name) Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, but it is between the Borg and the Empire, who then waste no time in using their combined technological might to construct a interdimensional portal which they use to invade reality.I wish that I had a pet dinosaur who would NOT eat me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfy Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 granted it ears everyone you knowi wish for more time before school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaydeeDem Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 granted it ears everyone you knowi wish for more time before schoolGranted. Your alarm clock has been set an hour earlier.I wish I could land on Tylo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMason Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. Tylo is hit by an asteroid two seconds thereafter.I wish for more snacks for my crew on their long missions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. You are the snack.I wish I was in a fight with Chuck Norris and WON!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. But it was only by a hair's breadth, you're gravely injured and he wants a rematch. I wish my hair would dry faster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, it dries so fast that your skin gets pulled off.I wish I was the most well-known KSP mod maker.Also, I now have the same amount of posts as Trekkette, and will soon overtake he. Yay!!! Always nice to win at something, at least... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMason Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. Unfortunately, you're only known for creating mods that inadvertently destroy copies of KSP, and as a result, you become shunned by the forum community, forcing you to live the rest of your life in exile, away from the rioting masses.I wish for everyone to be unable to corrupt my wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. Your wishes are now incorruptible, but your brain has been rewired to wish the most horrible thing you can ever think of to yourself, and since your wishes are now incorruptible, they will then be granted until you get yourself killed by wishing too much.I wish for my constipation to be gone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asmosdeus Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, you just ruined this thread.I wish we can try this again, regardless of rogue's wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. Corrupt it yourself I wish for fairies to come organize my kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, but the fairies are of the old European variety. This means that as soon as they are done organizing, they inflict many small but painfully sharp bites onto you until you die of blood loss.I wish that all of the useless nitrogen in the atmosphere would just go away and for more oxygen to replace it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. Too much oxygen can kill you, you know!I wish Trekkette would get attacked by a drop-bear.(What is this thing I have with killing Trekkette every time?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Double post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, but the bear dies too after Trekkette's body failed to provide adequate deceleration for the falling bear.I wish for super strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirrobert Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. Becuase your muscles are now so strong and your brain isn't used to this, you squish your own internal organs.I wish to be able to control the weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. You go mad and destroy the world with a huge Hurricane.I wish for a HUGE cauliflower to fall on top of Trekkette's house.(There I go again...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirrobert Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 That's not corruption, that's exactly what I wanted XDAhem, back on topic:Granted, the flower mutates and eats humans, and comes after youI wish that I can never get sick in any way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, but you are captured by the government and they preform horrible experiments on you to see if they can find out why you cant get sick.I wish that the sun wasn't so hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfy Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 granted humans all die due to lack of heati wish for my hair to stop being so b***** thick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirrobert Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. You lose all your hairI wish I am Batman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unWinged Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 (edited) i wish for my hair to stop being so b***** thickGranted they are now thin and in general in very bad shape. You hate them even more and want to shave them all.I wish I am BatmanGranted, but you are Adam West version and everybody laughs at you.I wish for multiple copies of myself, connected in hive mind with shared memories, knowledge and abilities. And not killing each other! Edited June 18, 2013 by unWinged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, but the copies degenerate at a accelerated pace, and since they are connected to your mind, you quickly become braindead.I wish that I was the moon king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, we got you a throne and crown on a miniature moon model.I wish for a better computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirrobert Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, you get a superadvanced AI computer. So advanced that it deceides to stop following your orders and takes over the world. You are the first person to be killed by the new AI overlordI wish to have more inspiration to build awesome spaceships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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