Galacticruler Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Granted, but they are impropperly placed.I wish for propper grammar and spelling all over the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustralianFries Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Granted, but if you mess up (i.e. mistype) one time, you are banned from all of the internet. [Although I want this, as well.]I wish for no internet flame wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Granted. Now they are real warsI wish for internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Granted. You are now commanded by cats and cheeseburgersI wish people weren't so stubborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Granted, but they won't give upI wish for a giant plate of warm poutine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Granted, but I read it as WORM poutine. Bon appetite, I guess I wish for more time on my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) Granted. You now have all the time in the world on your hands, at the cost of making everything come to a stop - not even a second can pass now on real world, since you have it all on your hands. Too bad, it also comes with an induced morality, criticality, and disciplinary defect, which makes you to spend all of the time in the world on your hands doing useless things and things that makes you feel good but giving you no benefit at all on the long term. You now have just finished doing the largest thing you can ever build on Minecraft, launched the largest rocket and lengthiest mission in KSP, finished all the achievements in World of Warcraft and Guild Wars 2, finished building your second Titan ship on EVE Online, finished countless 99999 in 1 game cartridges in FAMICOM and SNES, and also finished multiple game titles in Playstation and Xbox, including all the quests in Morrorwind, Oblivion, and Skyrim. You now feel to be the god of all things, until the inevitable time comes where you'll get a flashback about what have you just done in your life for a very long time, regret it a lot, and slip into a mid-life crisis and depression. Too bad, there's no more time left on your hands to fix everything, and you yourself then succumb into depression by tying yourself on the noose in public before shooting yourself many times in the head. I wish for this wish to be corrupted to the maximum level by anyone who happened to corrupt this (get lengthy and creative! ). Edited July 10, 2013 by Flixxbeatz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Granted. (I'm not gonna corrupt this one.)I wish for Flixxbeatz's wish to become true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Granted, but it already was by being not granted.I wish for a chocolate moose cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exbyde Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 granted, but you have to fight off the chocolate bears to get it.I wish i had a plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustralianFries Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Granted. You crash it on take off.I wish I had unlimited, wishes that never expire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Granted, but they are all corrupted like the wishes in this thread I wish for a space slingshot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Granted, but the Gs involed liquify the test pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Granted. I could have granted your wish in the most awesome way as possible and make everything you want to come true, but you haven't put a wish in. Therefore, you lost the chance to be the next America's Top Model.I wish for more awesomeness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Granted, but while you thought you are awesome, people thought you terrible. Or... you don't have enough to buy awesomeness (it comes from items)!I wish for an exploded universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Granted. It exploded so violently that it put it self right back together (Physics!)I wish for nothing cause' I'm not greedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Granted. It exploded so violently that it put it self right back together (Physics!)I wish for nothing cause' I'm not greedy Granted, you become greedy.I wish for nothing at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Granted. You have just won $1.I wish for random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Granted. You get your brick, traveling at your face at MACH 4!I wish for less more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Granted, you get less more of nothing. Konfused?I wish for a Rube Goldberg device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exbyde Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 granted, but the end result is a cruise liner landing on your face from low earth orbit. ouchI wish for a computer powerful enough to run every game to ever be made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Granted, but it is not powerful enough to run 2 softwares at once with the most intensive game.I wish for an explosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it has to run every game ever made at the same time, making each individual game nearly unplayable due to lag.Designer's wish: THERE WASN'T ONE... UNTIL NOW: Granted but the explosion originated from the KSP forum's servers overloading due to the massive amounts of ninjaing that happened all at once.I wish that there was a ConCon, a convention about conventions. Edited July 11, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan1297 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Ninja'd ^ and also the concon explodes (wish combo:cool:)I wish for unlimited wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Granted, but you forget you have any wishes.I wish for 68° temperatures year round in my town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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