Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Sir_Tramalot]

Granted. (This is a wish that I want, so I cannot in my good mind corrupt it)

I wish for a pie.

[Dart980]

Granted, you got it but it has the Kraken and he kills you.

I wish that Kerbol System exists and is 3 light years from Earth.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but the universe resets every time save compatibility is broken in an update, and the forum crash resulted in every spacecraft exploding.

I wish for an alternate universe in which the Kerbol System exists.

[M.Wolfy]

not granted, because it may actually exist...

i wish mars 3 worked properly

[Agent30632]

Not granted. It worked. Mars 2 failed

I wish I could watch the movie Gravity right now...

[Dart980]

Granted, but its the worst movie in the universe.

I wish a Solid Rocket Booster

[SuperWeegee4000]

Granted. A Solid Rocket Booster

I wish for a pre-painted Gemini Titan model kit.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but it is merely a KSP mod (FASA, anyone?)

I wish for a fully functional S-IC in the real world.

[KC5SDY]

Granted. You miss the label on the bottom that reads, "Made in China"

I wish for KSP to quick crashing on my computer.

[mythbusters844]

Granted. It slowly crashes and accuses you of typos.

I wish I could do my homework in peace.

[Omicron314]

Granted. The lack of sound and human contact slowly drives you insane.

I wish people would stop abusing science.

[Dart980]

Granted.

I wish to corrupt his wish.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted. Science no longer exists, and the Human/Kerbal race devolves back into bacteria. (But we do not know what bacteria is!)

I wish for a creative color.

[Dart980]

Granted. But it turns into a normal color before you see it.

I wish to be a Kerbal. (I know what I'm doing)

[nettcod]

Granted, you die an a rocket explosion.

[M.Wolfy]

It worked. Mars 2 failed

the lander lost communication after 15 seconds on the surface of mars, is that working properly?

also Nettcod, granted, but now we all are in a parellel universe were we can't see your wish...

i wish i had an actual wish to put here

[Dart980]

Granted, you wish to die.

I wish that we can use antimatter engines in real life.

This isn't part of the wish.

Granted, you die an a rocket explosion.

I knew what I was doing.

You forgot your wish.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but your wish is horribly corrupted.

I wish for a creative idea.

EDIT: ninja'd!

[Dart980]

Granted but you forget it.

I wish a Solid Rocket Booster

I wish MOAR BOOSTERS.

[Fox Arcana]

granted. MOAR BOOSTERS ____

I wish for people to remember to add conjunctions.

[Penguinhero]

granted but the world forget how to read and write thus making your wish pointless

I wish for a cookie (: <-- my horrible ascii art of a cookie

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but since you already had one in your hand, a rocket swoops down and crash-lands on your cookie.

I wish bacon wasn't so crispy

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but then you remember you left the bacon under a "trash can full o' boom." Crispy bacon once more!

I wish for a silly face walking along and smiling at me.

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Granted, but enormous weight of the silly face breaks it's legs, causing it to not be a silly face any more, and just be a face in agony waving constantly.

I wish for ghafohnubr2309ujhndfan;qcIHARGARVLIB

Oh **** I just realized I wasted my 200th post on this

[KC5SDY]

Granted. Spell-check kicked in and gave you a bad case of hemorrhoids.

I wish for stronger trusses.