Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[vexx32]

Granted, but it comes in the form of a bunch of paperclips.

I wish for a thousand galaxies.

[Deltac]

Well since there are more than a thousand galaxies already, the wish granter causes you to see gold coins falling when in actuality the ceiling is collapsing onto you. (STALKER anyone?)

I wish I could visit the Chernobyl not-so-exclusive exclusion zone.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. You die of raditation

I wish for me to remember to wish a wish

[aceassasin]

granted, but you wish 1,000 years of darkness upon the world.

I wish for instantaneous shipping.

[vexx32]

Granted, but things tend to arrive as a pile of atoms instead of a complete object.

I wish for a 3D printer.

[Dooz]

Granted but it turns out that it Prints a real live breathing alligator and it eats you

I wish i can fly

[vexx32]

Granted, but you can only go up, not down. Leaving the surface of the earth means you're stuck there forever, and nothing in the universe can bring you back down.

I wish I could take over the world.

[LtHeckard]

Granted. But the public dislikes your position.

I want to go to Middle Earth.

[Bilfr3d]

Granted, you go to the middle of the earth

I grant to simply walk into mordor

[vexx32]

Granted, but you are simply shot by a stray arrow as you walk in.

I wish people would be a little more creative with their corrupting here.

[Specialist290]

Granted. However, the price of creativity is madness, as all the greats learned, and now you're on the run from people who want to gift you their severed ears or paint your portrait using paints made entirely from animal blood and other assorted offal.

I wish I was tragically hip.

[vexx32]

Granted, but there was a mix-up, and you're now tragically shoulder instead... whatever that means.

I wish could teleport.

[11JRidding]

Granted, you teleport into the sun

I wish I could jump off the Empire State Building and not get injured

[vexx32]

Granted, but you can't hit the ground and not be injured.

I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted to.

[NASAFanboy]

Granted, but you can't hit the ground and not be injured.

I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted to.

Granted.

You now fall asleep at the controls of a Soyuz capsule on reentry.

I wish this wish would be corrupted.

[Jimlad 42]

Granted.

You now fall asleep at the controls of a Soyuz capsule on reentry.

I wish this wish would be corrupted.

Your wish has been granted, but it failed and now you get 3 more wishes.

I wish for no more wishes that come true/get corrupted.

[Starwhip]

Granted. A paradox results, because if your wish came true, there could be no wishes, which means your wish never existed, and vicious circle forever.

I wish I could import the KSP files to Blender3D.

[11JRidding]

Granted, Blender3D breaks and prints a 3D sun which burns you to bits

I wish I was more fond of the Human Race

[GoodSirMortimer]

Granted, but a lack of understanding of what Blender3D is results in your hard drive being "imported" to an actual blender.

I wish I knew how to create custom textures and models for plug ins

Edit: Damn, beaten to the punch

[Firenexus13]

granted, but, since you said a "bad word" in your wish, you can only create a few models... bad words.

[Deltac]

Granted, but because you didn't say a wish, you are now forced to rake my leaves.

I wish I could touch Neptune.

[quasarrgames]

If you wished for Neptune the planet, YOU CANT because it's made out of gas. You touch the atmosphere and you fall in and are CRUSHED by the gravity.

If you wished for Neptune the god of the sea, you touch him and he thinks you are a weird person and STABS you with his trident.

I wish i am immortal.

[quasarrgames]

SCRATCH THAT LAST WISH SOMEONE DID IT BEFORE.

I wish for world peace.

[Deltac]

Granted, but Neptune swallows Earth in a fit of rage.

I wish Nasa got paid more.

(hint: Don't go with "because [something] lost it's funding, [something bad] the US." Not an exact template.)

[Jimlad 42]

Granted, but Neptune swallows Earth in a fit of rage.

I wish Nasa got paid more.

(hint: Don't go with "because [something] lost it's funding, [something bad] the US." Not an exact template.)

They got paid more, but all their workers are lazy and do nothing, so they do nothing with the money.

I wish for world passive aggressiveness.