Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Skyler4856]

All data files containing bit coin corrupt

I wish for my cat to be alive again with no grudges and a selectively permeable force field that only I can enter and my cat follows me everywhere

[The Jedi Master]

You didn't mention not having the cat get run over three seconds after his return...

I wish for a completely normal cheesecake.

[Agent30632]

Granted. You also now hate cheesecake

I wish for a good gaming laptop.

[astropapi1]

Granted, but it has a crappy video card.

I wish for a good desktop PC.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. This "Desktop" was good in the 1960's

I wish that I wasn't so scare of

[MGUARN]

Granted your scared of humans.

I wish that the island of sodor was real.

[Boosterspice]

Granted, that is the only real place now, and it is inhabited by nihilists

I wish the skeleton movie was longer

[whistlehead]

Granted - after the credits roll, you see three hours of this:

I wish my car had moar boosters.

[The Jedi Master]

Granted. These things are basically controlled bombs. Do I really need to explain how this could go wrong?

I wish for a non-murderous horse that is immortal.

[Noname117]

Granted. It is built out of dirt, has a low ceiling, and only enough room for you to stand in it. Oh, it also lacks internet connection.

CORRECTION: But it runs away, joins a racing team, and when you bet a ton of money on it it loses.

I wish that this message becomes invisible

Edited December 31, 2013 by Noname117

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. But since you didn't read that the above user said horse, you explode

I wish for more of

[astropapi1]

Granted, but they're not spooky anymore.

I wish for a bucket full of nutella.

[Agent30632]

Granted. It expired January 4, 2013

I wish I had pepperoni pizza.

[astropapi1]

Granted. It expired January 4, 2013

Like that's a problem.

Granted, but it comes with a lot of ingredients you don't like.

I wish the KSP devs added another planet to the game.

[Mihax209]

Granted, it quickly turns into a black hole

I wish for a computer that can run a 123154231 part ship

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. It can run a 1.23154231 part ship

I wish that LOG Would launch

[Kinglet]

Granted. A log was launched in your face.

I wish I get a button quail.

Those are button quails.

[cziken20]

Granted. Button quail attacked your eye, and made it bleed.

I wish it was possible for me to go to space.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, you're in space (without space suit)

I wish I could have a personal quantium computer.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. It exists in your stomach, greatly restricting the choice of available inputs, while the outputs are quickly reduced to unusable by natural processes.

I wish it was warmer here.

[NovaSilisko]

Granted, the sun now occupies your front lawn.

I wish I was dextrous enough to play an instrument.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. You learn to play the recorder, and become an expert at making it produce the most ungodly screeching sounds ever let loose by a human being. People are so enthralled by the noises it makes that they come for miles for a concert- only to leave with their ears bleeding because you missed a note mid performance.

I wish it was cooler out.

[astropapi1]

Granted, you live on Sedna... At it's apoapsis.

I wish all space agencies got an unlimited supply of money for manned interplanetary exploration purposes.

[Noname117]

Granted, they start going through astronauts as fast as KSP agencies go through kerbals when Jeb is in charge of building the spacecraft, so fast that a draft is made for astronauts. You are picked and die in space.

I wish KSP .25 was out already in its full form.

[vexx32]

Granted, but the servers are permanently down.

I wish I had some more sealing wax...