Bilfr3d Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted, but instead a massive man-eating virus has taken its placeI wish that I could be the Doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted. First you have to go to medical school. Then you have to learn a billion other things.I wish that a massive man-eating virus replaced Curse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooz Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Cant corrupt that one i hate curse.I wish that SQUAD Did not use curse. LONG LIVE KERBAL SPACE PORT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted. Squad sells KSP to Disney.I wish I could be a Time-Traveller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted. You can change the speed of the entirety of time, but since time is relative, nothing noticeable happens.I wish for a rebellion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadHunter67 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted, just look at Squad's press release today.I wish they'd come up with a replacement for the old Spaceport site (whoops, looks like that one's already been corrupted!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted. They now use curse as a replacement.I wish i could curse Curse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted, your computer explodes as Curse fight backi wish that my laptop had a better battery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted, but it way 10 tons. And is a nuclear reactor on the side.I wish for nuclear fallout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted. Nookulor fission-caused radioactive cobalt is hiding in your attic, and the war police arrest you for being an accomplice.I wish that bath robes gave the user limitless wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted but you find you are allergic to the fabric.I wish everyone in the world was vegan and Christians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadHunter67 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted, but trying to live your life like that turns everyone into insane, bloodthirsty carnivores.I wish Squad would incorporate some of the better mods I find myself using in every build. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 (edited) Granted. As a side effect, scientific breakthrough completely stops and food becomes so boring that the entire humanity starves to death.Granted. Mods are very well incorporated and the game runs smoothly when the final version is released. The day after that, an asteroid hits Earth and humanity is extinct.I wish a big, bad barbecue. Brazilian way. Edited May 7, 2014 by BadLeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Granted but it is barbecued cat.I wish for Mars One to succeed which it will anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Granted. Mars One results in the revolt of every crew member. The mob of spacecraft proceed to fire death rays (??!!) at everyone else in space. Also they attack you.I wish for a Space Revolt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Granted. Space decides earth's atmosphere shouldn't exist.I wish for a pie of science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Granted. It was a test from Glados. To see what happens when humans eat deaDLY NEUROTOXIN PIES! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAI wish that all NPC animations involved the spontaneous generation of:- Toilets- Soda cans- Antimony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilfr3d Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Granted, but now there are so many soda can toilet antimonies that the world cracks in half then explodes.I wish that my computer would be faster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Granted. It runs away.I wish I didn't have an English essay that I should be working on at this very moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadHunter67 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Granted, it's now a Swahili essay.I wish people weren't so stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Granted. Now people cause (x+50)50 damage to the environment because they need to win the war against plants.I wish the plants were defeated by the humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Granted. Earth runs out of oxygen and all humans and animals suffocate.I wish I could travel back in time and kill Hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Granted, but you don't get to know how.I wish for a pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Granted, but it spontaneously combusts. I wish for a fire extinguisher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Granted. It stops working, and when you need to use it, it explodes.I wish my random letter namer wasn't so random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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