InterCity Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. It's swarming with other people.I wish I'd be a survivor of an apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. It is a nuclear apocalypse, and you have just a few days before radiation sickness'll get you.\I wish I could finish what I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. You have finished eating your bacon & eggs and now it's GONE!ALRIGHT... I wish to live alone on a perfectly habitable place with wi-fi on Pluto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, Cabin sickness drives you mad and you commit suicide.I wish for a potato cannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but it fires in the opposite way to what you would expect. You potato your face.I wish to bother to actually visit Jool's moons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science-Recon Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted. You visit Bop and the space kraken gets you.I wish for infinite wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted. They are all horribly corrupted.I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 It gets destroyed.I wish to be a keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted, however you are the musical variety. You are constantly bashed by UKIP and BNP for your success in the harmonic integration of ebony and ivory, so to speak.I wish UKIP weren't winning the EU vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science-Recon Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted. But then they win a UN vote.I wish for a time machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted. You recieve a clock.I wish for a TARDIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted! But It causes the Big Rip.I wish to know what the X-37B was doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science-Recon Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted. Then your head explodes from the knowledges.I wish that everyone had perfect grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted! I wanz ta no wa tad oooI wish to own a Space Shuttle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted. You don't know how to fly it, and the operating system breaks when the cosmoplane is exposed to less than 0.9 atmospheres.I wish for an indestructible plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) granted, it is made of a deadly radioactive (but indestructible) material that gives you canceri wish that evolution worked faster Edited May 21, 2014 by Helix935 wasn't done typing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted. Evolution is a slave to the Xenomorphs and you get devoured.I wish that palladium made energy come out of nowhere in the form of heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science-Recon Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Granted, but it turns earth into a star.I wish for the creepy dude behind me to leave... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Granted. He leaves... with your wallet.I wish for a better way to launch kerbals into semi-orbital trajectories with a cannon than having to simulate the cannon with a booster and a badly-made barrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Granted but it is so OP the are launched to 1 googolquadplex metres from the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Your secret wish was granted. You died because you wanted to commit suicide (or at least the wishmaking fairy guessed so).I wish to be swedish president. (Not Olof Palme) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Granted. But someone really wants the Swedish president dead all of a sudden. You get shot on the first day. /Note to NSA - pls don't add me to your watchlist.I wish I had some sort of machine that could grant me infinite wishes. Also, it has to be indestructible, only follow my commands and return to me by itself if I lose it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtHeckard Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Granted. Jebediah summons the Kraken and it destroys the physics engine rendering your machine useless.I wish for a can of air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Granted. You get a can of air, filled with soup. The can, being of air, is structurally unsound and breaks. The soup you put in it burns your hand.I wish for a thermal separator. (just a regular old thermos) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 granted, it is filled with radioactive material (polonium) that you dranki wish for the ability to make better decisions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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