Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Guest]

Denied. You get Killer bees instead.

I wish for a tank.

[WinkAllKerb'']

granted, but this not the tank you were thinking about.

i wish for now more wish

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[IcarusBen]

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i wish for now more wish[/quote']

Granted. You have so many wishes but they're all for PBJ sandwiches. You are now being crushed by 80 tons of PBJ sandwiches.

[Felsmak]

Granted, you're now mute.

I wish for a salad.

[Guest]

granted' date=' but this not the tank you were thinking about.[/quote']

Plot twist: I wanted a fuel tank.

[Tery215]

Granted. You get a "salàd". You immediately reject it due to excess amounts of burger grease.

I wish for a signature. (of John Hancock)

[Rofl47]

Granted, but john's signature is so big it crushes the KSC.

I wish for enough boosters to please Jebediah Kerman

[Guest]

Granted! But a huge Gilly sized ball of SRBs crashes into KSC and Jeb resigns you as KMC.

I wish I lived on Kerbin.

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but because of scale, you're a giant with asthma.

I wish that someone would reply to this thread.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It's me.

I wish I had the skills to make a mod for KSP.

[WinkAllKerb'']

Granted, but unfortunatly it become so famous that you can no longer get out of your house without being harassed.

I wish nobody want to be someone else.

[IcarusBen]

Granted. Unfortunately, Nobody is now all angsty and blames you for wishing that he wants to be somebody else.

Wish I for all your base are belong are belong to us when somebody set you up the bomb.

[Tery215]

Granted. You are the base, and someone set up a bomb inside of you. After five minutes of belonging to an evil overlord, a bomb goes off.

You are shattered.

I wish that humans would invent lightweight, thin, cheap, and fully effective radiation shields.

[Guest]

Granted! But you don't have one, When North Korea attacks.

I wish to go on Mars One.

[IcarusBen]

Granted. Unfortunately, Chinese knockoffs flood the market and everybody buys them and turn into Ghouls.

I wish for BBQ chips.

[Tery215]

Granted. You get chips that are capable of "barbe-queing. Your hands & mouth are cooked thoroughly, and you get permanent brain damage from your brain being fried.

I wish that water was heavy.

[Guest]

Granted! But It is only 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.01% heavier

I wish I could magic.

[IcarusBen]

Granted. Unfortunately, the only thing you can do is change the color of Xboxes.

I wish I could change the color of Xboxes.

[Starwhip]

Granted. You receive a can of spray paint and a note that reads, "Go nuts!"

I wish... that, um... crud.

[IcarusBen]

Granted. *squirt*

I wish that The Crazy Ones wasn't cancelled.

[Guest]

eNope.

I wish I had a SpaceX Dragon.

[IcarusBen]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's a real dragon and you get eaten. Sadface.

I wish that the world was perfect.

[Starwhip]

Since the world is now a perfect sphere, oceans rush up onto the continents, totally submerging everything in a thin layer of water.

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I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish.

[Guest]

Granted! But you remember your whole life... And you wanna suicide.

I wish for a huge Asteroid to Hit Earth... (FOR SCIENCE!)

[IcarusBen]

Of course! Don't you know anything about science? But NASA's ARM is a success and Earth is saved. Sadface.

I wish that vexx had not said we couldn't say "I wish for a cake that can't explode."