Floppster Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 The wheel has been spun and you now have longer fingers than..............a three year old boy! Congratulations!I wish that I could think quicker than I do regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Granted, you receive a button called "Think quicker". It creates giant monsters that make you think quicker via adrenaline.I wish for space bacon from the Meat Planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer of Stuff Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Granted. It explodes as you go to put it in your mouth.I wish for a Windows 30 computer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Granted. The decimal point is misplaced though, so you get a 286 running Windows 3.0.I wish I could skip winter here this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Granted. Instead of winter, you get Deanter, where daytime temperatures are in excess of 67901 degrees centigrade.I wish that I knew fluent Russian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer of Stuff Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 You become very fluent at Russian. You then decide to travel to Russia. Oops.I wish for a private island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyC Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Granted, but it is full of animals wishing to kill you.I wish to have a 20 YB hard drive.(Y=Yotta=10^24) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer of Stuff Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Granted! But it has spyware on it that makes your computer explode.I wish for a pet Kraken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EladDv Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 it cant really not go wrong by itself....Granted! i wish to be transported into the futurama universe as another crew member with fry lilla and bender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Granted, but lilla turns out to be a bloated man-thing that eats humans. Also everyone is being eaten by lilla.I wish for the server to have space for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dart980 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Granted, it has deletion space for you.I wish that a Kerbal dies in a rocket explosion, so you don't have to grant it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) The kerbal did not die in a rocket explosion because of Deadly Reentry.I wish that the toilet was destructible. Edited October 26, 2014 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 It becomes destructible, but it causes an immediate game corruption upon destruction.I wish for shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Granted, but once you put them on the sides blast off and they turn into sandals.I wish for a machine that can convert $100 into 80 hours of new Star Trek episodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimeCrusher Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Granted, but they're ALL the same episode.I wish for a machine that can build a kerbal at the press of a button! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Granted, you can manufacture live Kerbals at will. BUT like everything else, the Kerbal machine eventually malfunctions and now it produces evil blood-thirsty zombie Kerbals.I wish for a stable and sufficient income without having to do anything or go anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Granted. You are also forbidden to go anywhere or do anything.I wish for good things to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Granted: Your hated neighbor(who is a cheapskate) wins 1 billion dollars in the lottery!I wish real life aerodynamics were updated to Kerbal aerodynamics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Granted. During the next flight you're on.I wish for more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer of Stuff Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 *Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted**Granted*I wish for food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I wish for .90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementgermanium Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Granted, you are now .90% of a person and you die from lack of heart, lungs, or brain.I wish the next person had a stroke, died, and did not have any way to get back, haunt or curse me, or affect me in any way, as I also wish to become immortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Granted, you still have to wait.Wish:I wish for the next person to grant my wish for no reason at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Granted because it's now corrupt because a reason was stated.I wish for MOAR corruptness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 The world splits in two.I wish for Duct Tape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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