Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Floppster]

The wheel has been spun and you now have longer fingers than..............a three year old boy! Congratulations!

I wish that I could think quicker than I do regularly.

[Tery215]

Granted, you receive a button called "Think quicker". It creates giant monsters that make you think quicker via adrenaline.

I wish for space bacon from the Meat Planet.

[Engineer of Stuff]

Granted. It explodes as you go to put it in your mouth.

I wish for a Windows 30 computer!

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. The decimal point is misplaced though, so you get a 286 running Windows 3.0.

I wish I could skip winter here this year.

[mythbusters844]

Granted. Instead of winter, you get Deanter, where daytime temperatures are in excess of 67901 degrees centigrade.

I wish that I knew fluent Russian.

[Engineer of Stuff]

You become very fluent at Russian. You then decide to travel to Russia. Oops.

I wish for a private island.

[TonyC]

Granted, but it is full of animals wishing to kill you.

I wish to have a 20 YB hard drive.

(Y=Yotta=10^24)

[Engineer of Stuff]

Granted! But it has spyware on it that makes your computer explode.

I wish for a pet Kraken.

[EladDv]

it cant really not go wrong by itself....Granted!

i wish to be transported into the futurama universe as another crew member with fry lilla and bender

[Tery215]

Granted, but lilla turns out to be a bloated man-thing that eats humans. Also everyone is being eaten by lilla.

I wish for the server to have space for me.

[Dart980]

Granted, it has deletion space for you.

I wish that a Kerbal dies in a rocket explosion, so you don't have to grant it.

[Tery215]

The kerbal did not die in a rocket explosion because of Deadly Reentry.

I wish that the toilet was destructible.

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[Starwhip]

It becomes destructible, but it causes an immediate game corruption upon destruction.

I wish for shoes.

[Tery215]

Granted, but once you put them on the sides blast off and they turn into sandals.

I wish for a machine that can convert $100 into 80 hours of new Star Trek episodes.

[SlimeCrusher]

Granted, but they're ALL the same episode.

I wish for a machine that can build a kerbal at the press of a button!

[Overfloater]

Granted, you can manufacture live Kerbals at will. BUT like everything else, the Kerbal machine eventually malfunctions and now it produces evil blood-thirsty zombie Kerbals.

I wish for a stable and sufficient income without having to do anything or go anywhere.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. You are also forbidden to go anywhere or do anything.

I wish for good things to happen.

[Overfloater]

Granted: Your hated neighbor(who is a cheapskate) wins 1 billion dollars in the lottery!

I wish real life aerodynamics were updated to Kerbal aerodynamics.

[cantab]

Granted. During the next flight you're on.

I wish for more wishes.

[Engineer of Stuff]

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I wish for food.

[cantab]

I wish for .90

[elementgermanium]

Granted, you are now .90% of a person and you die from lack of heart, lungs, or brain.

I wish the next person had a stroke, died, and did not have any way to get back, haunt or curse me, or affect me in any way, as I also wish to become immortal.

[LABHOUSE]

Granted, you still have to wait.

Wish:

I wish for the next person to grant my wish for no reason at all.

[General Rarity]

Granted because it's now corrupt because a reason was stated.

I wish for MOAR corruptness.

[Starwhip]

The world splits in two.

I wish for Duct Tape!