cantab Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted. It's on the Moon. Yours, mind you, but you can't fly it.I wish my colleague would hurry up and email me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted: Your computer explodesI wish for an artificially intelligent radio that can listen to my every command Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DovaJeb Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted. You accidentally tell it to kill your loved ones.I wish for a TARDIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted. You receive a clock. There's a button on it that makes whooshy noises, you are now a time lord.I wish for a button that makes whooshy noises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted. The only snacks it dispenses are tofu-based ones.I wish I had never tried a tofu "burger".I feel insulted for being vegetarian now.Anyway...Granted, but it drives you crazy and you and everyone in your house suicides.I wish to not be cross eyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I feel insulted for being vegetarian now.Why? Tofu is nasty whether one is vegetarian or not. *ahem*Granted. Your eyes are perfectly aligned but you are now blind.I wish Windows installation didn't take so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted: Installation is fast but the OS is buggy as hell.I wish to not be a brony. (At least I'm not a belieber) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted. You are now a brologna, which is a made up meat product.I wish for a format. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted, YOU get reformatted to a .mu file.I wish that I would have the ability to predict when Squad updates KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janos1986 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted, but your PC melts down and your Steam account gets stolen.I wish to have a new, perfectly working car, since mine is starting to fall apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted. You get a BMW M5 in top condition in every way but one: the inside stinks of skunk spray and the smell is unremovable.I wish my computer wasn't acting weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted. A repairman fixes your computer.. And then It blows up,so he then gives you the bill you have to pay 1 bajillion dollars.I wish that the whole world dances at the exact second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) Granted - you dance too and everyone else thinks it makes you look silly.I wish there was at least one screenshot featuring the new mk3 cockpit with the user interface turned on.(I haven't updated yet - only when I get home in a couple of days) Edited December 18, 2014 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted. The new Mk3 cockpit has no IVA, it's just black space. (Seriously.)I wish for a 13th day of Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted. The 13th day brings 13 spoiled milk containers.I wish for a cup of spoiled milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted. It turns any liquid it comes in contact with into more spoiled milk - including the cytoplasm in human cells. Then you spill it.I wish for a cup of free time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Granted. this Cup gives you free time ONCE when you drink it,so you drink it and you get free time For an hour in deep space.. I wish that i could go to universal orlando.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Granted. You get abducted by an intergalactic space fleet called "Universal Orlando". They're universal.I wish that "Universal Orlando" was an intergalactic space fleet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra2001 Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Granted, but the space pirates raid the fleet using 500 5000kw lasers and a large missile array.I wish the person above me had a pie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Granted. There is nobody above you for the next [very large unit of distance]. A pie spontaneously appears in an alien mining ship, exploding the ship. The fireball somehow reaches you.I wish the asteroids would be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Granted. They are better.... at colliding with you and your things and ships at very high velocities.I wish I had a normal, non-dangerous, edible potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Granted. You receive an industrial potato. They taste (much, much) worse, but they have higher calories.I wish I had more time to do things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Granted. You get an extra millisecond that nobody else has. Enjoy.I wish I had an extra hour a night to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Granted. You receive an extra hour at night to sleep, but can only sleep in that hour. You soon suffer from severe sleep deprivation.I wish for the color green to exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Granted. 2 positives make a negative, green doesn't exist (MWAHAHAHAHA)I wish for infinite kittens, in a configuration not dense enough to become a black hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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