Red Iron Crown Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. People now blindly accept anything the moderators tell them, leaving no checks and balances on their unlimited power to keep them from becoming corrupt and full of hubris. Gotta start refreshing before submitting.Granted. It's all black licorice.I wish all forum members were well behaved enough that moderation wasn't necessary at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sal_vager Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) What happened to Kaspers candy Red Iron Crown?Kasper gets his candy but he also gets toothache.Granted but now you lose your chance to be a moderator.I wish for a Kerbal style cake with green icing Edited January 7, 2015 by sal_vager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted, but that icing is laced with chlorine gas. I wish people would stop taking so long to submit their wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. You are constantly ninja'd in this thread.I wish I was a ninja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted, but I'm always one step ahead of you.I wish I had a cool ninja costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. Your next ninja assignment is in Greenland in February, a warm ninja suit would have prevented the undignified shivering during combat.I wish for a warm ninja suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. You now stand out on thermal imaging devices,I wish cantab would provide a hint on his "'Twas a day..." riddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. The hint is "there is an answer. no more hints."I wish getting out and pushing worked in real life for spacecraft as well as it did in kerbal space program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aidanbossman Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 you have the game but your computer gets a virus from it I wish for a good car mod for ksp on mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. All the cars are too heavy to go to space and require a special type of fuel (gasoline) to go anywhere.I wish for all of culture to be based on a 1-hr video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. The video it's based on is a 1 hour livestream of a game-that-shall-not-be-named. As a result, all of culture turns into a bunch of 10 year olds who think they're cool and that they're better than everybody.I wish I could say the name of that game without getting banned and/or starting a massive flame war. (lol no it's not KSP) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted, but soon enough someone steals it, reposts it, and turns the Internet against you by claiming it's theirs. Despite you being in the right, the Internet does not listen, consigning you and your video to an early online grave.I wish the Internet wasn't so hostile sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. Everyone you have ever met on the internet travels to your house and feeds you cookies until you die of excessive consumption. I wish for an SSTO with 6 crew capacity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. It only has enough delta-V to SSTO from Gilly though.I wish SSTOs were as practical in real life as they are in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. This is achieved by making them impractical in KSP.I wish that I meet Bob Kerman in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord DC Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted, however a rocket crashes on to you, because Bob jumped out.I wish I could meet Ratchet and Clank in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. They're from another universe, so they're evil and have beards.I wish for the amount of (code) bugs to be affected by temperature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. They appear in vast amounts at room temperture. Any colder, and they become more prevelant. To restore the number of bugs to it's old level, you must throw the computer in to the core of the sun (thus melting the CPU, RAM, and hard drive)I wish I could figure out how to make a craft look good in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Granted. Beauty is now based on function, and only the most fuel-efficient crafts and maneuvers (that you don't know how to make/do) are elegant.I wish for the fabric of destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Granted. Your nose doesn't break; however, your body crashes into a mine turtle instead.I wish I got the time back that I used when LVL 9001's wish caused me to watch all of the ASDF movies and a ton of other random YouTube videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Granted. But the time machine sends you to 1885.. Since you got struck by lightning! I wish that I could have a hoverboard or a self tying sneakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Granted. The sneakers tie around your legs while you ride the hoverboard and you fall into the wood-chipper conveniently placed right below you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 Granted, but [REDACTED].I wish people would remember to wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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