BriXman Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Granted, but Batman stops him before he gets to you.I wish for a big sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Granted, but the Heavy (from TF2) punches out all of your blood.I wish for the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Granted. You can't handle the truth.I wish people didn't lie so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Granted. people tell the truth all around you,but suddenly russia people told us the truth that there is gonna be a world war III I wish for pollution to convert into green clean air and energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Granted. Chlorine is green, a good disinfectant so it's clean, and it and has tons of energy to share with everything it touches.I wish Super Monkey Ball on the 3DS wasn't such a let down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Granted, it now blows UP.I wish for a paradoxical granting of this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Granted... I think? Possibly not. I dunno. Paradoxes are paradoxical.I wish for some time to Photoshop some stuffz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worir4 Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Granted! You photoshop a picture of an alien into a picture of you sitting at home. The CIA come for you and you are never heard from again....I wish I had 360° vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Granted. Your eyes require a temperature of 360 degrees Celsius to function.I wish for circles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted. The entire world is made out of circles, and only exists ini 2 Dimensions.I wish for stuff. Nice stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted, but bad burglars come to steal your stuff. Nice stuff.I wish for the ability to memorize stuff quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted, but the only word you can remember is stuff.I wish for life to be found on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted. It is technologically advanced, carnivorous, and hostile.I wish for pi to be exactly 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted. Circles are now hexagons, and every planet in existence explodes.I wish for more activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted, but it's my activity in forum games! }:-)I wish for the next corruption to be horribly wished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted. You take lots of exercise, and you hate it.I wish I could fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted, but only whenever there's people in a 3 meter radius around you.I wish all cockroaches were sent to Mars (without me). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted, but everyone else goes to, leaving you alone.I wish all Mars bars were sent to help starving cockroaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted, you now have a lot of starving, drunk cockroaches!I wish I understood DC electricity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KandoKris Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted- U now know all there is to know about DC current. Although you forgot what AC is and plugged ur DC stuff into the wall and it all went up in smoke.I wish for everybody to get a day off work/school etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted. The apocalypse happens, thus giving everybody a "day off". Or more.I wish an apocalypse would happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Granted. People still go to work, even though they're charred skeletons.I wish for everybody to get a mineral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted, everyone gets some Orpiment. The human species goes extinct.I wish I was a law abiding citizen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. Living in Arstotzka, you are imprisoned for working with the EZZIC (However you spell it) (Even if you never worked with them).You never see the light of day again.I wish I could be a brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. You are derided by 90% of the Internet for no reason other than liking something some others don't.I wish people were more accepting of unusual pastimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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