Xannari Ferrows Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Granted. You get a TI-95. Need I say more?I wish for my very own enigma. Those things are fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Granted, you get an enigma, it very puzzling. So puzzling that you jumped of a skyscraper.I wish that i had a 10000000000 $ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Granted, but the government gets most of it in income taxes.I wish I had 20/20 vision! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Granted. but due to the increased vision,your eyes pop out. i wish for to get in hogwarts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Granted. You aren't a wizard and you get flushed down the toilet by other students.I wish for a resizable screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Granted. You manage to reize it to a size where you can no longer resize it (Too small) and it is lost forever.I wish to stronk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted. You tell the world that "aerofols is best countrry. aerofols stronk. gib clay or die". You do this so much that you annoy the USA and Russia and they team up and anschluss you.I wish for a telephone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted. I wish to never have this in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted. you never have that giant cellphone. instead, you get a giant pig about to crush your house.I wish that i could have a giant pot of gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted, but you have to reach the end of the rainbow to get it.I wish the guy playing really loud music in the building opposite would SHUT UP!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 granted, but it was his computer making the music. so the music stays oni wish for an inert GBU-32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted, insted of getting it through package, it gets transported by jet, then dropping it on your house.I wish I had a model jet-wing fighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 gramnted, but your model pilots attack you, killing you.I wish I could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 granted. you fly into a cliffi wish for a broken big red button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted. It was a friendly big red button, which would have granted you any wish (non-corrupted). Shame it's broken.I wish for a batch of delicious pancakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 granted, but there are so many you blow up before you can finish!I wish I had a better avatar than I do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted. You get a new and better avatar, but it doesn't help your signature which needs improvement. As a result, your signature becomes pertinent and changes your avatar to something crappy.I wish for a snowy owl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, it tries to peck out your eyeballs. Too graphic?I wish for a combustible lemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted. its heading toward your face launched from the Aperture Science Hand-Held Combustible Lemon Launcher. (ASHCLL)look it up if you dont know what that isi wish for invisitext Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 ERROR_404: Wish Not Found.I wish there was no such thing as ERROR_404 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but instead ERROR 404 is replaced by ERROR INVISITEXT i wish ppl would read invisitext Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Just did...but no one is able to read it as it is so invisible that the post does not even exist!I wish we had a mod to add the ships from the tv series: Space Battleship Yamato into the KSP game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted. The ships explode spontaneously on vessel load.I wish for medicine to be cheaper.EDIT: Ninja'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arugela Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 It gets cheaper and cheaper and cheaper.I wish you had not wished for this as my arthritis is now getting worse by the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaLarma Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I wish for it as well.I wish for kerbals to be sentient, with memories, personalities, ethics, morals and hopefully an attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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