Xannari Ferrows Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Granted. Pizza... ​Spinach pizza... That stuff needs to not exist. Make it happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livefree75 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Granted. You are attacked and killed by a mob of angry spinach-pizza lovers.I wish for KSP 2.0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Granted. However, it was released in the year 9999 and has some new system requirements that sound alien to you, like a minimum RAM requirement of 1 GB.I wish for a swag capacitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Granted, but it only stores negative swag.I wish that my wish is corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotengineer Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Granted, however you become corrupt in the process of corrupting your wish.I wish that I wouldn't wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 granted, but you wished to not wish, hece breaking your seemignly smart paradox.I wish that people stop posting on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Granted. Cats and dogs start posting here instead of their owners. Lacking proper intelligence, knowledge of human language and keyboard-compatible extremities, they don't ever produce a single interesting sentence. Everyone gets tired of their unintelligible messages quickly, but the moderators and admins refuse to lock the thread down as a punishment for your wish. You have to spend the rest of your life here, reading stuff like "bjkhnmjvfg" and "oaskpddddddddddddd".I wish our school SQL server was operational, so my team and I can start working on our big project (due next week. Hurray procrastination!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livefree75 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Granted. After you finish the project, a virus infiltrates the server, deletes all of your hard work and changes your grades to F's.I wish for complete knowledge of the Java programming language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Granted, you know everything about Java... unfortunately you also know Java sucks and now regret having made your wish.I wish everyone would speak in rainbow speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Granted, all rainbows become plain black.I wish Australia could into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Granted, all rainbows become plain black.I wish Australia could into space.Granted. Australia is the new master. All bow to our Australian overlords. The Earth is nuked, because theyre sick of it. And now they realize they have power, the new massive space power of Australia becomes worse than the Nazis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Granted, but there was no wish to be granted.I wish that genies were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Granted, but oil lamps cease to exist.I wish for an oil lamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Granted. It has a leak and all the oil spills out, which then ignites, burning down your house.I wish for a plastic cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Granted. It's filled with beer, but since you're under 21, you get arrested for underage drinking.I want a drivers license (uh-oh...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Granted, you're given a Saudi driver's license. Now when you get pulled over some VERY interesting questions will be asked.I wish dman would start playing the number war again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I needed to take some time from that. But don't worry, your wish will be horribly, horribly, HORRIBLY corrupted! I wish that I had a PA drivers license. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 You now have a Plutonium Atom license. You are placed on several government watch-lists, and are heavily monitored for the rest of your life. I wish My little pony had more episodes with Discord in it, without lowering the quality of the show, removing my ability to watch it, or causing the show to end. Without character being completely ruined in the process (phew). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 *Off Topic*Wow Dman, you're licensed as a resident of Saudi Arabia and have acquired a license to handle Plutonium Atoms... I think you better lay low until the fuzz blows over*/Off Topic* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 LOLZ! Yeah, laying low is the way to go! Anyone know a good safehouse or two? Granted, but you get riddiculed for being an MLP fan.I wish for a Non-commercial Driver's License, Class C, issued by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, valid for the standard amount of time, issued to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Granted, you now have a Non-commercial Driver's License, Class C, issued by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, valid for the standard amount of time, issued to Barbara Myself.http://www.whitepages.com/name/Barbara-Myself/Kennerdell-PA/926zj5iI wish someone would turn off the internet, forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) *Also Off topic*I'm okay with this**You Are eligible for a drivers license. As a Saudi Arabian with a licencse to handle nuclear materials, who has one reported case of arson (you burned down your house) they deem you to be suspected of terrorism (they're kinda racist). Despite the fact that you are innocent, a brony that you ridiculed earlier speaks as a witness, and presents evidence to show that you are guilty. You have a life sentence. And a driver's license.I wish people would do more corruptions like the one I just did.|Crap ninja'dGranted, http://www.xkcd.com/1454/I wish people wouldn't ninja me Edited May 25, 2015 by temporalExile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 *Also Off topic*I'm okay with this**You Are eligible for a drivers license. As a Saudi Arabian with a licencse to handle nuclear materials, who has one reported case of arson (you burned down your house) they deem you to be suspected of terrorism (they're kinda racist). Despite the fact that you are innocent, a brony that you ridiculed earlier speaks as a witness, and presents evidence to show that you are guilty. You have a life sentence. And a driver's license.I wish people would do more corruptions like the one I just did.|Crap ninja'dGranted, http://www.xkcd.com/1454/I wish people wouldn't ninja meGranted, the internet has been turned off and no one can post before, or after, you post anymore.I wish dman would lend me some of his plutonium so I can power my flux capacitor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Granted, but the Iranian terrorists get upset that Saudi Arabia has plutonium and Iran doesn't so they shoot you, and you forgot to wear your bullet-proof vest.I wish for more movie references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Granted. They are all references to movies you've never seen though.I wish for a Plutonium License>inb4 thread is on FBI watchlist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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