kiwi1960 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted... and you immediately turn into a nerd and die.I wish to own Doctor Who's T.A.R.D.I.S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted. He stole it, remember?I wish for this current space mission, called New Horizon, to already have sent pictures of an alien artefact around Pluto _and_ that we receive them intact? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted. You only get a stage prop, and it's not even an official stage prop.(I AM somewhat of a nerd though, and how is that omniscience?)I wish for the ability to warp reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted, but you accidentally warp to the death of the universe.I wish for infinite pepperoni Tositos' Pizza Rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) The infinite amount of the pizza rolls collapse in to a black hole and causes the "big crunch" death of the universe.I wish for affordable commercially available personal spacecraft capable of a 200km orbit of Earth within 1 Earth year. Edited July 14, 2015 by NeatCrown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted. They're in space all the time and never offer rides from earth to earth orbit.I wish for every conspiracy theory to be true, even if it requires contradictions between some conspiracy theories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted. There are no conspiracy theorists, which means no schizophrenics>which means no John Nash >which means less math >which means more STUPID >which means more conspiracy theorists >which means schizophrenics >which means John Nash >which means math >which means BORING. Life becomes boring.I wish to flash in the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted. You are now a person who wants to show their genitals to random people in public.I wish for Kerbal Space Program to have an incredibly stable 64 bit version very soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted.Unfortunately x86-64 is revealed to be a dirt awful piece of junk and we continue on to x86-96 which is 64 bit being completely redesigned for how people program rather than what is easiest to make assembly for. Due to the design, x86-96 is not backwards compatible with x86-64 but is fully compatible with x86 and earlier; but the speed boost offered is so extreme that people willingly give up their old processors for the new architecture.I wish that new horizons would be renamed voyager 6, to bring about my star trek fantasies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeKitsune Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted, but that makes no sense and NASA changes the name back.I wish my KSP instal would load MORE QUICKLY WITH ATM INSTALLED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted, but your computer will catch fire when KSP is loaded at ludicrous speed.I wish for a stinky pile of poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted. It is delivered into your computer.I wish for secret Kerbish immigrants hiding inside of my fuel tanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 granted, but they are also agressive and destructivei wish i had the Ace combat 6 Chandelier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Sharkey Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted, "Some assembly required."I wish I could defeat The Kraken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 granted, but then his sons kill youI wish i had a fully working railgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahnarch Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted. But, it requires these men to function - and their salaries bankrupt you.I wish I had a jacuzzi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted, but its an acid jacuzziI wish i had ability to shift into any animal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted. you become a cow and you are turned into hamburger.I wish to eat the next user's food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted. Unfortunately, I got targeted by sneaky assassins who poisoned my food. When you ate it, you died of poison, and saved my life in the process. Oh, and did I mention it was the best pizza ever and the poison has burnt your mouth?I wish to be a sneaky assassin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted. You get arrested and sentenced to life for poisoning TrainEngie's pizza.I wish D. Adams would write another novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Granted. It's a children's short story.I wish to go to San Francisco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 granted, but then you die in a terrorist attackI wish for roleplaying to be exterminated for the universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Granted, acting and other things that need role play are stopped, which means no TV shows, movies, or voice acting. The world becomes a very boring place.I wish for a new school district. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 granted, but its on firei wish sstos were easier to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Granted. Now there's no one to make them since it's too easy now.I wish for my very own, fully functional, serviced, revised, operable Learjet 55. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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