EdusacconBR Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 granted, hes also an alien and cant communicate with humansi wish i had a F-35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted. No way to corrupt this, it's already awful.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, can win cases, and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted, he is capable of doing all those things. That doesn't mean he WOULD though. It will be almost impossible for you to persuade him.I wish for some dung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted. It's dung.I wish for a power surge in the server if the unwanted 3rd party mod hosting site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibuckshot5 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted, but the 3rd party site has a virus and it spreads to the server, destroying your computer forever.I wish for a hypercomputer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 granted, but you can never get it to stay in one place, let alone get it to do what you want it to.I wish I was the boss of my boss instead of the other way around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted, everyone quits, and you go bankrupt.I wish for snacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel l. Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted, everyone quits, and you go bankrupt.I wish for snacks.Granted. They are chocolate covered grasshoppers.I wish for Jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted, you are now homeless as Jeb just got a new VAB.I wish to be able to change anything (I can change the corruptness/bad part to not exist). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibuckshot5 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted. You destroy the universe.I wish an egg flew around my room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel l. Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted. You destroy the universe.I wish an egg flew around my room.Granted. It hit you in the face and you got salmonella.I wish we had FTL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Too bad only light particles can exceed it.I wish there was a easy way to go to Laythe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Granted, Laythe is now the new Eve.I wish to wishception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, all the wishes are bad and will make you die painfullyi wish i had a button to explode the universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Since most of the universe is completely empty, the explosion would only be noticeable as a slight increase in the expansion of universe.I wish I had a 1280x1280 avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted. But everyone else has a 1281x1281 avatar.I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, will win cases when I ask him to, and get me money back while making me look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrokerb Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, but he doesn't speak any of the languages you speak.i wish for unlimited pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted. A billion (gee I hope that many don't exist) copies of all FNAF games fall on your house.I wish I didn't have to go to school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, you become a homeless bum.I wish I could use the wishception I asked for earlier, against Dman, so he will stop asking for lawyers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel l. Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, you become a homeless bum.I wish I could use the wishception I asked for earlier, against Dman, so he will stop asking for lawyersGranted. Dman has a million lawers and will sue you for life.I wish the devs would add clouds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, they add a feature where clouds will appear in front of your screen so you can't see anything.I wish America wasn't planning an invasion of Syria/Iran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel l. Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, they add a feature where clouds will appear in front of your screen so you can't see anything.I wish America wasn't planning an invasion of Syria/Iran.Granted. Australia got tsar nuked.I wish to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PineCone Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Yeah, but you get a critical illness, and seeing as you wish to live, you can't die.I wish mythological creatures existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibuckshot5 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, but they destroy the world.I wish for hyperspeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethbot_bot Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, but they destroy the world.I wish for hyperspeed.Granted, but you cant stop movingI Wish for a working kerbal craft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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