Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now there are two semi-virtual you's which appear/disappear in turn. Alice is not included.

I wish to unpack what I've downloaded this night.

Edited January 8, 2018 by kerbiloid

[ChrisSpace]

Granted. It contains a virus that uploads your entire search history onto all your social media pages.

I wish I had either the Rocinante or ten Porgs.

[Nailed it!]

Granted. You get the skeleton of Rocinante, the horse of Don Quijote, and the 10 porgs die by falling of a windmill, thinking it was a giant slide.

 

I wish 4 Kirby (this can go wrong in so many ways...)

[obney kerman]

Granted. You look like a cookie and are eaten.

I wish for 100,000 wishes.

[Tux1]

I give you 100 of these.

I wish for PBG to upload another video.

[Guest]

Granted, but your ISP permanently shut off your internet.

I wish all thermostats were yellow.

[MDZhB]

Granted, but now you're blind.

I wish to have this wish.

[Guest]

Granted, but since your wish was vague, the wish was nothing. 

I wish for a free non-explosive discharge tube.

[Guest]

Granted.

I broke it.

I wish for a new gaming computer...

[Guest]

Granted, but a tornado blew down the house.

Iwish for an AIM-130

[MDZhB]

Granted, but you're going to have to receive it going 200m/s.

I wish that life was simple and easy.

[kerbiloid]

Already granted.

Quote

1. Any live cell with fewer than two live neighbours dies, as if caused by underpopulation.
2. Any live cell with two or three live neighbours lives on to the next generation.
3. Any live cell with more than three live neighbours dies, as if by overpopulation.
4. Any dead cell with exactly three live neighbours becomes a live cell, as if by reproduction.

 

I wish the solid water lying outdoors since the previous night had will melt and vaporize

Edited January 11, 2018 by kerbiloid

[Nailed it!]

Granted. You got a bottle of water vapor.

 

I wish 4 cool stuff

[MDZhB]

Granted. Now there are only four cool things in the entire universe, and everything else sucks.

I wish that I had enough money to employ an entire Victorian great house staff.

[Mrcarrot]

Granted. However, you have enough money to only employ them, not pay a salary. They work 1 week and quit.

I wish for some stuff.

[Human Person]

Granted, you get 3 t of wet rock wool insulation. Have fun!

 

I wish I was a better person.

[Guest]

Granted, but everyone suddenly becomes worse, so you get mad at them.

I wish for a bulletproof vest.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now every fool tries to check if it is indeed bulletproof.

I wish to check three more threads of these forums.

[Mrcarrot]

Granted. There are now only three more threads, and they're all add-on releases that never got updated past KSP 0.18.

I wish that I could have some free code for my mod.

[Jack5.exe]

You get a phone instead

I wish for a ticket to a FOB concert

[MDZhB]

You get a ticket for the concert... that ended last year.

I wish for $60 in modern, non-counterfeit, USA cash, in a place easily, safely, and legally accessible to me within a week.

[Human Person]

Granted, it rests very safely on a public bench. It can‘t fall down and is even secured from getting blown away. You‘re too late to pick it up before someone else finds it.

 

I wish the weekend was longer.

Edited January 14, 2018 by Physics Student

[Delay]

Granted, so are workdays.

I wish for a(ny) geometric shape.

[Human Person]

Granted, you get a 2 dimensional shape wich slides right through you without separating your atoms from one another, without applying any force. It doesn‘t hurt or leave cuts or slices you up. You still die as it prevents your blod from flowing.

 

I wish for an Apache Helicopter.

Edited January 14, 2018 by Physics Student

[kerbiloid]

Granted.
You get a helicopter which is powered by Apache+PHP.
But it has only web interface.

I wish Terabithia were Terabythia, and there were Sea Gate.