kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, TheMadKraken2297 said: I wish that I had a 450 pound hamster. Granted. You join a bodybuilding club and feed your hamster with remains of your special nutrition. A year later you have a 450 pound hamster. I wish Greenpeace won't know about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You join a bodybuilding club and feed your hamster with remains of your special nutrition. A year later you have a 450 pound hamster. I wish Greenpeace won't know about that. They don't, but then the hippies catch hold of it. I wish they would give me my hamster back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 1 minute ago, TheMadKraken2297 said: I wish they would give me my hamster back. Overgranted. They give you the whole hamster, including its back. I wish your hamster could speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 The hamster not only speaks, it sings, too... but only Bette Midler songs. i wish I had green eggs and ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Granted, you have a colony of Aspergillus bacteria growing on plate of eggs and ham. After consuming the ham and eggs, you get a particularly bad case of Pulmonary Hemorrhage. I wish for a +3 magic longsword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Granted, you get a longsword with 3t magic, but 3t isn't a number. I wish for a meme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Your generic forum avatar becomes a meme, and people end up defacing and drawing stuff like anime on the kerbal silhouette. I wish my hamster would sing AC/DC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 He does, horribly... all night long. (there's a reference there, kids) I wish I understood musical theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) Granted, you wish is meaningless. I wish fandoms would stop. Edited February 5, 2018 by TheKSPBeginner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) The KSP forum has shut down due to lack of fans. You should've asked Al Gore first. I wish the world was back in one piece and the billions who were slaughtered in the previous questions revived as non zombie human. Edited February 7, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Granted. Restore is in progress. Please wait... I wish the backup were not corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Granteed. The backup is just fine, but is incompatible with the current version of the universe. I wish for sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorabh Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 The sandwich has no fillings. I wish to sleep peacefully tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 You wake up an notice a bottle of chloroform and an old rag on your night stand. I wish I had guacamole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Granted, you now used to have guacamole. I wish I still had the guacamole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Granted. I wish Firefox were the default browser everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Granted. Now everyone uses a flaming Fox's paw on their mouse to manipulate Internet Explorer. I wish my hamster could sing GOOD AC/DC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Granted. It's the same as before. Someone wanders by and compliments the hamster. I wish for some solder wick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Granted. It's conductive wax and your soldering iron catches it on fire, ruining your project. I wish my KSP wasn't sitting uninstalled on the steam cloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Your steam got hacked and KSP now sits on somebody else's hard drive and they are having fun with it. I wish I had spider senses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Granted. You now have spider's senses. It came with the 2 cm body, 8 legs, and a brain to small to write on the forums. You are now a spider. I wish that all spiders were teleported to Alpha Centauri B's core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Hunt Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 granted, but so was the planet. I wish I could have bought that gently used falcon 9 on craigslist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Being Craigslist, gently used meant drained of fuel and burned slightly during re entry. Previous tenants clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 I wish for a million trucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 We mistake your wish for a million bucks, you're now rich. Oops! I wish for a white pony with rainbow tail and hair, with the apple Mac loading swirl thing, named eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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