planet-creations Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted, hedgehogs have appeared around the world but they move extremely fast. I wish the views in the Jool system looked nicer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted. But GrayStillPlays decided to make Jool’s gravity three hundred thousand times stronger. You know what happens next. I wish for bread to become the worldwide currency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted, bread is now worth $105,498.85. I wish the Kerbals colonized part of Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, planet-creations said: Granted, bread is now worth $105,498.85. I wish the Kerbals colonized part of Earth. Granted. the kerbals started landing on uninhabited areas, some even land in central park. the kerbals were oblivious to the existence of the humans on the surface until they started seeing houses and skyscrapers, and mostly everyone loved them. but soon countries start attacking the little green men that start landing on their land, leading to the kerbals flying away. I wish for a KSP animated series, with the big boi budget. Edited April 25, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted, but there is only one episode. I wish there was a micro space station in LKO. Totally not a Matt Lowne reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, planet-creations said: Granted, but there is only one episode. I wish there was a micro space station in LKO. Totally not a Matt Lowne reference granted, but it's so small that kerbals can't fit in it. .hsiw I Edited April 25, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 .esrever ni won si gnihtyrevE .detnarG I wish for Kerbin to have a stormy atmosphere, slightly more stormy than Earth's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 1 minute ago, planet-creations said: I wish for Kerbin to have a stormy atmosphere, slightly more stormy than Earth's. granted. fun fact, to zangkats, slightly more, is 100* more. have fun with that wind. I wish for a funner fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted. The fact was so fun it caused everyone to forget what they were doing. I wish for a Vostok recreation in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted. But some Murican Kerbals decided to blow it up. I wish for Kerbals to have technicolor suits that flash uncontrollably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted, the Kerbal technicolor suits eventually exploded due to the rapid light flashes. I wish for a space elevator on the Mun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted. But the engineers that built it screamed ‘moar boosters’ (even though it’s an elevator. It’s the Kerbal way, after all) so the elevator got going to fast and was eventually hurled into the sun. I wish for the kerbals to have an opera concert In orbit around Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted, but the opera concert was hit by a rendezvousing asteroid and it got cancelled. I wish for some Kerbal whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted. But Matt Lowne drank some. And the Kerbals were mortified to see the man that, in his early days, had killed some of their comrades. They rose up in rebellion against the ksp community and put us in rockets and did what we did to them. I wish to play ksp2 with Matt Lowne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted, but the nuclear pulse engine only worked for 5 minutes before exploding. I wish for a new base to launch from on Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted. But Mortimer Kerman decided to blow it up for insurance reasons. I wish for a slice of toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 granted but it’s poisoned and flies into your nose at 9999999 km/s i wish for other users to post in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted. I wish to grant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 granted, but you only grant very bad wishes. i wish for the intertest cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Granted but the cake ends up being a lie I wish to know the exact numbers of ants on the planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 granted but it’s so large you forget most of it I wish my brain had infinite capacity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoidCosmos Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, HansonKerman said: granted but it’s so large you forget most of it I wish my brain had infinite capacity Granted! Your PC now has infinite capacity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 yay i wish I was a fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, HansonKerman said: yay i wish I was a fish granted. you are no longer conscious and you are pretty much not you. 2 months later "you " die. I don't wish for anything. Edited April 26, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 ok. i wish for MOAR BOOOOOOSSSSSSSTTTTEEEEERRRRSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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