Rate the joke of the post above you!

[ThatNoob]

So this is a simple game, make up a joke, this can also be an anti-joke, and the user below will rate it from 1-10.

Rules:

1. Gore is only allowed in light quantities

2. No vulgar jokes

3. No jokes about serious accident or things like plane crashes

4. Keep it clean

Here's my joke.

If you take a duck, turn it's beak upside down what do you get?

A duck with an upside down beak, what else?

[Vaporo]

4/10

Funny, but it follows a common template.

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me. I’m going home now.

(I will make up my own joke for my next post. I promise.)

[ThatNoob]

6/10 I knew this would happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

THE CHICKEN!

[mythbusters844]

5/10 Slightly funny but childish

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse of course!

What duck walks on two legs?

All ducks walk on two legs! If you were thinking Donald Duck, then you're an xXxX_ScRuBlOrD_XxXx

[flashcactus]

4/10 Slightly funny.

Tell a joke to a German, and he will not understand it.

Tell a joke to an Englishman, and he will understand it, but won't show it.

Tell a joke to a Japanese, and he will understand it, but in his own way.

Tell a joke to a Russian, and he will tell you that he knows three more versions of that joke that are much better.

[Bill Phil]

3/10

Thanks for the chuckle.

Secretary: Sir, there's something wrong with the phones!

Boss: Call the phone company!

Secretary: But the phones are out...

[CelticCossack51]

6/10 quite good

I wondered were my Frisby went, until it hit me.

[Skyler4856]

3/10

A boy is talking to his father before the child goes to bed.

He says to his father "Say goodbye to Papa for me", perplexed his father responds "Ok".

The next day the boy's grandfather dies, the father dismisses the loss a coincidence.

A few months pass, and the boy is talking to his father before the child goes to bed.

He says to his father "Say goodbye to Aunt Julie for me", perplexed his father responds "Ok".

The next day the boy's aunt dies, and it was at this moment he began to suspect something.

Time goes by and the boy predicts more and more deaths, and then one day he finally says "Good bye daddy".

Terrified the man stays up stressed our of his mind, and then dawn hits, relieved the man walks into the kitchen to make some coffee. It was at this moment the boy's mother walks in and shouts "Honey, the mailman just died on our front lawn!"

[ThatNoob]

7/10 Was quite good

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

[michaelsteele3]

3/10

I was at a McDonalds with my friend. We were bored, so he got his cell phone and dialed the number of calories listed on his 20 Chicken McNuggets box.

When he called it, Somebody answered.

3/10

A boy is talking to his father before the child goes to bed.

He says to his father "Say goodbye to Papa for me", perplexed his father responds "Ok".

The next day the boy's grandfather dies, the father dismisses the loss a coincidence.

A few months pass, and the boy is talking to his father before the child goes to bed.

He says to his father "Say goodbye to Aunt Julie for me", perplexed his father responds "Ok".

The next day the boy's aunt dies, and it was at this moment he began to suspect something.

Time goes by and the boy predicts more and more deaths, and then one day he finally says "Good bye daddy".

Terrified the man stays up stressed our of his mind, and then dawn hits, relieved the man walks into the kitchen to make some coffee. It was at this moment the boy's mother walks in and shouts "Honey, the mailman just died on our front lawn!"

Oh, and can somebody explain this?

[mrrpamplemousse]

Oh, and can somebody explain this?

From my understanding of it, the joke is that the mailman was the biological father of the boy, implying that the mother had affair with him, this is comedic plot twist.

[ThatNoob]

Error/10

3/10

I was at a McDonalds with my friend. We were bored, so he got his cell phone and dialed the number of calories listed on his 20 Chicken McNuggets box.

When he called it, Somebody

6/10 no comment

I was looking at a baseball and it was getting bigger.

Then it hit me!

[Fr8monkey]

8/10 Love that joke.

I don't trust atoms because they make up everything!

[mythbusters844]

7/10 Oh my goodness

Seven days without puns makes one weak.

[Thomas988]

7/10 That made me chuckle!

Two guys walk into a bar.

One ducks.

[WinkAllKerb'']

(partially understood)/sorry i understand nothing i m french

http://www.space.com/26888-sea-plankton-space-station-russian-claim.html

Edited January 10, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''
( special guest wink @ laurent darabi sig's @ ksh forum xDr)

[AmpsterMan]

0/10 not a joke

Three men are stranded in a desert and a Genie appears to them. He allows the men one wish. One of the men asks for a car door. The other men are angry and ask him "Why did you get a car door?!" the man responds "So that when it gets hot, we can roll down the window."

[WinkAllKerb'']

10/-10 for a to tall of "to when ty"

i m still seeking the space whales gnagnagna

Edited January 10, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''
i m still weird, i m still typing like an ass, i m surprised vexx and rainbow not telled ya that xD

[Master Tao]

4/10. I am amused that we can feed the space whales now.

Say "diadochokinetic."

Now say it 10 times fast.

[CG_Kerbin]

6/10

(this is really bad only one I could think of on the spot sorry in advance) why did the crab go to jail

*becuase he keep on pinching things*