Whats the stupidest name you've given to one of your ships?

[Major "zubb" Tom]

I named one lifter rocket the "bigass lifter".

A friend of mine who plays sometimes named his best plane (a fuel tank with wings and engine) the "assass cruiser".

Despite the name it did fly very well.

This is the same friend who when I told him I heard a guy tryed to get to the Mun by flying at it said "see it'll work". He very nearly made it too on that one and only try.

[Brainlord Mesomorph]

"50 tons of fuel"

[Starhawk]

My dumbest name was probably also the very first rocket I ever built. I called it the DT-1.

DT stands for ... Death Trap.

There was no DT-2. Of course, there was also the 'Pencil' just because I couldn't think of a name and that was what it resembled on my desk at the time.

[Spheniscine]

I have lots of stupid names based on manglings/puns on real life space missions; the Fastok, the Apallo, the Munacod

[Bill Phil]

Fast 1, Fast 2, and many more. They were early career game ship names...

An old 0.19 ship of mine, the first one to get to Jool, was called the Jebediah...

[Mast]

Flying Brick 1 (FB1).

Turned out it flew pretty good and had plenty of fuel. Now I can't remember why I thought it would fly like a brick...

[zekes]

My "Drekevak" line of warships has had a lot of versions- so they've been counted in roman numerals. And then i got to thirty.

"Drek XXX"

[GreeningGalaxy]

I once hooked some wheels and a mainsail to an orange tank because I was bored, and saved it as "Why Pig" (cause it looked a little like a pig (not really) and I didn't know Why... I guess)

Other not-very-funny-but-stupid names I've used include:

"Jet Bean" for a turbojet stuck to a fuel tank and a probe core, all covered in intakes

"Bouncy beanie" for that same thing, just made in the SPH with more reaction wheels and designed to skip over the water (it worked, briefly)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA", a 'test vehicle' for an 'FTL drive' (actually the result of me being a newb and playing with config files, you probably already know what I made)

"AAAAAAAAAA11111111", another such 'test vehicle', but with four 'FTL drives' instead of one

"SCP-6666", an unholy knot of SRBs jammed in random directions which exploded instantly, before I even got the chance to light the boosters

"Wrong Cable", a very long chain of modular girder segments that (as seen in one of Scott Manley's videos) flopped down and exploded as soon as the physics loaded

"Probey Proeber Probeson III", a stupidly-designed and impractical probe

"Torchgun 1A Prototype", a large power generation and transmission station with a small beam-powered ship to be launched from it (worked fine till the crew died of G-force damage)

"Unfriendly Neighborhood Runway Guard - Missile Edition" (exactly that)

"Aquarium", a surprisingly effective series of high-gravity atmospheric landers, several of which were capable of Eve ascent. The name was just boredom, though.

"Popper Hod", a small pod-and-booster design intended to fly short sub-orbital hops out of Kerbin's atmosphere

"Wee Upgoer", a tiny rocket using tweakscale to be ridiculously itty-bitty

and finally

"Lil Fiter" and "Lil Bommer", two 'combat spacecraft' used to fight "THE FINAL BOSS" and subsequently "THE FINALER BOSS" over Minmus. The fighter pilots were all successfully recovered by a retrieval spaceplane, and everyone agreed, seeing the plain strewn with BOSS debris, that they never wanted to do that again.

[Jon144]

I could tell you mine but it's just too inappropriate....

[Mr Tegu]

The P.I.G. salvage and rescue vessel (still no idea what p.i.g. should stands for):

[L3GO]

"Take a Chance on Me" thats what the barge is called.

[KerBlam]

Krakenbait... It was not a successful craft.

[DandySandysLander]

the dandy sandys lander

[sporkafife]

I designed a huge MK3 jet to give piggy-back rides and glide tests to my smaller MK2 planes (so not technically a space ship, just a regular old atmospheric jet). Because it's huge, ugly and unwieldy I called it the "C-6 Big Beatrix"

[VenomousRequiem]

"Soyuz Grabber." I made a Soyuz and I somehow messed the action groups up enough to where the decent module separated from the rest of the spacecraft, leaving it in orbit alone with no way down, so I made a ship to go get it. Poor Bob Kerman was terrified.

[bigyihsuan]

My current space station is named Science Producer and Midpoint.

then here come the acronyms

[DYo12234]

I was collecting data from Jool's atmosphere so I decided to name my craft...

"Jool Penetrator"

[Pseudo Gold]

The high speed WHY. I basically slapped a couple of SRBS onto a Mk1 command pod. The accelaration is...incredible.

[Randazzo]

"Pooter Scooter I"

[moogoob]

I was collecting data from Jool's atmosphere so I decided to name my craft...

"Jool Penetrator"

Jacksepticeye fan?

[Sonny_Jim]

"Pain in the Asteroid"

"Buran Buran"

"Hillman Wasp"

"Peace Off"

[astropapi1]

"Yolo McSwaggins Mk. 1"

What other name would be appropiate for starting your new manned space program with a seat strapped to a SRB? (backwhen 0.20 was released. )

[zxczxczbfg]

"Uppy Downy Hopefully Not-Explodey Thing Mk I".

(Don't ask.)

[keeper]

im not very creative with names, the crap i come out with is things like "Science space station" or "kethane2spacelanderV8" or "35tlauncherv3" basically 2 words why i built the thing and a version for how many times i had to mess around with it to do what i wanted it to do :/

but the list is extensive and is ever growing bigger, when it gets mad long list i delete early versions

[Tankbuster32]

Up I, I've got all the way to Up XI and they all serve different purposes.