Whats the stupidest name you've given to one of your ships?

[StrandedonEarth]

"Lander Calrissian"

Bwaaaaaahahhahahahahaha now that's a good one; the only one that made me lol

Back when I was trying out the demo, I made a series of MonkeyLaunchers, I think I made it to version 12 or so and made a Mun landing with it.

After I bought the game, I developed an onion-ringed jumbo-tank version that became known as the Goliath, the basic core design of which I still use to this day. When I learned about asparagus staging, I managed to kludge it into a workable 200ton asparagus lifter that became known as the Goliagus, which slew many would-be Davids during its development. Goliagus was abandoned when money became a thing.

I've never been much good with spaceplanes. I once tried to make a monster with Mk3 parts (before I knew they were borked) called the Albatross. I don't think it ever got off the ground in one piece.

[Invader Myk]

Alliteration. It's called alliteration.

Thank you. Now I also know why Google (pbuti) did not provide me with an answer. Scholars don't consider alliteration to be a form of rhyming, it's just a poetic device.

[DerpenWolf]

Hyper Biscuit

It was a reaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyy fast jet...

[NathanKell]

"Jebediah"

[lextacy]

Piece of Ship

[Fisk02]

I had an unsuccessful Lander named FEAR ME DUNA!!!

[Columbia]

I once named a Space Station "Tramus'..

[adsii1970]

Kersplat - first capsule I put into orbit!

I thought it was (and actually still do) think it is funny to name things to start with the letter "K". I know it is lame, but heck, if it gets a good chuckle, then it's worth it. So, I introduce Kersplat Aerospace Industries - with the goal of sharing my "K" craft as soon as I figure out how to do it.

Edited February 5, 2015 by adsii1970

[NecroBones]

"Lander Calrissian"

LOL, nice.

[Flixxbeatz]

Piece of Ship

Perfect name for an interplanetary ship component

[Superfluous J]

I called this one E.L.R.O.Y.

It stood for something but I don't remember what anymore.

[Stilgar2300]

I used to name mine: X or bust, like Mun or bust, orbit or bust. Actually leave the Launchpad or bust...

[problemecium]

I wanted to spam Science at KSC, but I didn't have rover wheels yet (they unlock sooo late), so I built "Jet Rover", which is exactly what it sounds like. Later I needed a plane to spam Science near KSC, so I just stuck some wings on it and named it "Jet Rover Flying Edition".

[Whackjob]

Arkingthaad.

[cantab]

If by stupidest you mean most awesome. You've sent me looking at your old work now.

[Chrisd857]

Something like "Launch this", since I wanted to launch it next time I fired up KSP (in career mode).

[SAI Peregrinus]

I tend to go with Banksian style names.

Agorophile

Lapse of Sanity

Just Like a Simile

Still Life With Supernova

Immovable Force

Unstoppable Object

This Is Not A Name

This Is Not A Sentence

SSK(S(K(SS(S(SSK))))K)

(λx. λy. x y x) (λy. λx. y (x y x))

Multifoliate Rose of Death's Dream Kingdom

Look On My Ship, Ye Mighty, And Despair

If You Can Read This, You Are Literate

The Y combinator ones (those with all the parens) are probably the stupidest.

[Jeffrythesheep1]

I had the Better Launch Stage, followed by the Betterer launch stage, and so on. I made it to the Bettererererer Launch Stage. Also the Duna Exploration Rover Probe(D.E.R.P.) and my friends first rocket was called the "Farmer Brown". Jeb is still orbiting the sun in that.

[Wabbit]

Another one I made was a giant skycrane for my Minmus base. It was called...

D-d-d-d-drop the base

[Jeffrythesheep1]

Edit: I remembered a space plane called the "TREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" Because it pulled up so slow I imagined that would be the final words of the pilot. Of course it never crashed into a tree, but a few times into the VAB.

[moronwrocket]

Rich's Folly, for a Munar lander that used a MK1-2 command pod as the "foot" in a pogo-like configuration. After all, it's got 45m/s impact tolerance! It had 4 engines around/above it like a puller tug. It did land, and make it home, but was realllly finicky about tumbling during the landing. If I build one again, I'll put 3 or 4 command pods on the outriggers with a strong engine in the middle. Maybe tilt them out to prevent tumbling. The idea is to use this for the 3-star training mission, but it didn't have enough dV left after the landing fiasco to make it to Minmus SoI.

[Archgeek]

Ah, I forgot a few:

• Spider Dispersal Device
  
• Springy! -- a thing that sort of happened while testing a super-heavy landing leg configuration stolen from Whackjob for my Eve return lander
  
• SPIDERS!
  

The spider-related ones involved weird dancing i-beam configurations stolen from either Danny or Xactar. I wanna fill LKO with flailing metal to perform Kesler Syndrome: the Musical.

[boa3532]

Dumbest name I did. Fulfilled the 5000 meter contract aboard the "Up and Down"

[Sylandro]

One time, i named a station Astro-Lounge.

I also have a direct ascent Mun lander christened "Really Bad Mun Lander"

[daniel l.]

I named an asteroid recovery vessel "ASS-Sterroid Grabber"